My teddy bear said hed eat me tonight and now i cant sleep and its past my bedtime.?

arghhhh :'(

Update:

Chris it taste bad ;( like marmite and brussel sprouts.

Update 2:

its a turtle teddy from build a bear. its alive cos i hears its eart which i sewed inside :O

Update 3:

i turn 5 on tuesday tell me happs bday

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  • 8 years ago
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    There's only one thing you can do in such a serious situation...

    You've got to draw a pentagram on the floor, and cast a binding spell on the bear. Then, once you've done that and bound it to the real world, you've got to stake it through it's beating heart, then rip it out and fry it. Then put it between 2 slices of toast and eat it. Don't forget to defluff the bear and make a voodoo cross from it.

    F*cking moron troll.

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  • 8 years ago

    Eat the teddy bear, problem solved

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  • 8 years ago

    well it is simple , stay awake or die , I have lost friends that slumbered away and their teddy finished them off

    But i know from one person that sometimes talking help so , flirt a little with teddy and maybe offer something .... who know teddy may fall asleep and let you live

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  • 3 years ago

    creepy is that this trick question? somebody could be a homicide. they might kill you? it relies upon are you advantageous,reliable looking the place you at,i must be Micheal Jackson for all all of us be conscious of hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!!! wait micheal jackson basically sleeps wit adult men

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    How old are you? 5 >~<

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  • 8 years ago

    Are you on something?????? Just get some water and go to bed.

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  • 8 years ago

    Go to ******* sleep

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  • Wayne
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    you are so sick

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  • 8 years ago

    put it in your siblings room so it will eat them... idk?!?!?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    thanks for the two points

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