Help I can't get my penis out of the toaster?
Don't judge me just help
14 Answers
- 7 years agoFavorite Answer
You have to wait until it’s toasted properly, and then it will just pop up by itself.
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- NLNorthLv 57 years ago
I can tell you exactly how to get your penis out of the toaster. First you have to promise, and put it in additional information, that you will delete this question as soon as your dick is out. I'm waiting.
- 3 years ago
I had the same issue. I woke up, and there was a toaster on my penis. It took me days to pull my entire 2934.1 inch penis out, but I just pulled and pulled. I turned around, and then there was a microwave on my dick. The microwave was easy to escape. After that I went to bed, and woke up with the same toaster on my dick.
And I still have a toaster for a dick to this day.
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- Anonymous7 years ago
Take ice and apply to your penis. It will be much easier to remove if your penis is not engorged.
You may also need to get a screw driver to and remove the panel, this should also help.
In the future I would recommend only to have sex with consenting appliances.
- Anonymous7 years ago
wait until the ***** goes down (we don't want to see the doctor about this) hope this helps
- Anonymous6 years ago
Don't put it in in the first place! :p lol
- DavidLv 77 years ago
saw a guy on a cable tv trauma program with his dick caught in a propane camp stove. surely you could have found somewhere else to stick your dick. like in a jar of jalapeno peppers?
LOL!