If you wrote some fortunes to some fortune cookies, what would they say?

I'd have

"the dog didn't eat your homework so stop lying."

"someday in the next 100 years, you will die."


"do you seriously think a cookie will determine your future?"

7 Answers

  • 8 years ago

    I've always wanted to do your last one haha

    "Just eat the cookie"

    "The dog runs around the car"

    "There is a calculus pop quiz on Thursday"

    "Today is yesterday's tomorrow, so what is the next day?"

    "Mow the lawn"

  • JonZ
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Confucius say, "you are s**t outta luck!"

    If you want to find yourself...look in a mirror!

    If you want a free ride commit a crime!

    You must look at your inner beauty to find your true potential, otherwise you must be a Kardashian!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    You will die in a car acident next week


    your mom is cheating on your dad

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    hey! i just saw this question like a minute ago but without the choices and you stole those answers and wrote a new question

    Source(s): are you going to report this answer?
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  • Violet
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    "Big man who eats too many fortunes, soon cannot fit through Chinese takeout door."

    "MSG-loaded meal, bad for heart."

    "You ate HOW many spring rolls??"

  • David
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    You are adopted.

  • 8 years ago

    "Say "I love you" before it's too late."

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