theyre so sassy. let me tell you something about louis tomlinson and lord disick. scott ruled the kingdom a few years back. i know, right? It's so sassy. I can't even... whatever. So then in 2010, louis started going out with his first boyfriend, harry, who was totally gorgeous, and scott was like, weirdly jealous of him. like, if louis would blow him off to hang out with harry, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" and louis'd be like, "why are you so obsessed with me?" so then, for kim's wedding, which was an all-kardashian event, scott was like, "lou, i can't invite you, because i dont think youre a royal ." I mean he couldn't have a peasant at his party. There were gonna be royals there in their *best attire*. I mean, right? He was a PEASANT. So then louis' mom called scott's mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of existence for a while because no one would talk to him, and when he came back earlier this year, all of his wardrobe was just stripes and Toms, and he was extra sassy, and now I guess he's got some starbucks obsessed girlfriend.