How can I buy a lordship like Scott Disick?

I don't want to hear how I can't do it because Scott disick did it and I don't care if I will be made fun of or anything. I just want a legit site where I can pushase lordship.
Update: I know it is possible and if you're from Britain or the UK or whatever and are just gonna leave a long annoying answer about how I can't do it, then just leave. does them I'm just looking for the same website Scott Disick from the Kardashians used.
Update 2: I am not trolling I just think it would be awesome to have Lord in front of my name.
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