Cute, Funny Pig Names?! :)?

I really want a pig and might get one. I want to know some cute, funny, names for pigs, but nothing like Ham or Bacon. I like Elvis Pigsley for a guy and Pigi Minaj for a girl. Are there any other names like that? I also like Sir Swine. Plz help, all names are appreciated! Thx!
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