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Lv 4

Okay People... I have proof God is gay. Marvel with me won't you?

Found in: Exodus 33:23

it's a big day for Moses. He's finally going to meet God face to face and is giddy with anticipation. Soon time comes and Moses positions himself on a rock ready to see the divine creator himself. But God backs out and the last minute claims that no man can see his face and live. However, he has a Solution! He will let Moses have a peek at his backside. " And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen. " Moses must be heartbroke. He was hoping to see God's face not his bottom!!!

Imagine explaining that to his wife " Oh honey, did you see God's face??" " Umm not quite... I got a great look at his bum though! " Moses must have slept alone that night.

The moral of this story? God works in mysterious ( and slightly gay) ways.

So what is your take on this story from the Bible? I am very curious.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    back parts does not mean bum.....it means the back of you.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Excellent point. God showed his bum. Jewish scripture is the most ironic, sarcastic, sardonic, and most complex literature I've seen. So much was hidden and packed into every word - it was written by absolute geniuses.

    My take is that as lofty as the TaNaKh makes out the nation of Israel, they are still nothing in comparison to God - who shows his backside to his servants. If he shows his backside to his servants, how much more does he disregard the nations? A drop in the bucket - they are nothing at all.

    Source(s): ex-xtian
  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    The bible is full of parables and contradictions.

    What you quote is a metaphor.

    Either that or perhaps God had a tattoo on his er back parts and wanted to show them off?

    Marvel with me. I Marvelled at you it was good!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I love how people only interpret what they want from the bible. They say that "God hates fags" but in the same book it says that women should be condemned to solitude. There are SO MANY contradictions in the bible.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    What a perv. erted thought that is.

    Sorry to be so rude but..I can't believe this is even on here.

    Later.

  • 9 years ago

    Just yes XD Lulz XDDDDDDDDD

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    You're funny

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Lol

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