Yo Momma Jokes competition!!!!?

please leave a funny yo momma joke.

or any funny yo jokes.

the funniest one will get best answer

i will put this question up to vote and let america decide who gets it by voting for the funniest one

18 Answers

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  • 7 years ago
    Best Answer

    Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said I can't fix that.

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Yo momma so ugly that kids came up to her and said take off that mask it's not Halloween and she said this isn't a mask this is my face

  • 7 years ago

    Yo momma is so nice... she made breakfast for the morning after.

  • 7 years ago

    The Best So far…

    yo mama so old she left her purse on noahs ark

    Your momma's so old her breast milk is powdered

    Yo mamma so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the eye!

    Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said I can't fix that.

    Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

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    Mine:

    Yo mama sooo fat that, even Naruto didn't believe it.

    (not so offensive) Yo mama soooo smart, she invented the Nobel Peace Prize.

    If at first you don't succeed, try left field.

    I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

    If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?

    I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

    Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

    Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

    I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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    My Favorites:

    You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

    The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Yo Mamma's so stupid, I asked her if she knew her A B Cs and she said "Nah I ain't got no felonies".

    Yo Mamma's coochie is so stretched out, she went to her gynecologist, the man hasn't been seen in three days.

    Yo Mamma's stuff is so nasty, she takes off her panties and vultures start circling her house.

  • 7 years ago

    Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

    Yo momma so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.

  • 7 years ago

    Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said one person at a time.

    Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

  • Mary
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Yo momma is so poor when I ask he why she was kicking a can down the street she said she was moving.

  • 7 years ago

    Yo mamma so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the eye!

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Great affirmations, but I am not 100% convinced

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