- Jumping SunLv 79 years agoFavorite Answer
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT BUT TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NONE
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
WISE MEN THINK ALIKE BUT FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE BUT THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE BUT TIME WAITS FOR NONE
LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP BUT STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT
DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL BUT HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER BUT OPPOSITES ATTRACT
DON’T CROSS YOUR BRIDGES BEFORE YOU COME TO THEM BUT FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED
DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM BUT FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS
GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES BUT IT ISN’T OVER TILL IT’S OVER
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT BUT ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
SILENCE IS GOLDEN BUT THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE
YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN BUT YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS
WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER BUT ONE MAN’S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN’S POISON
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER BUT OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND
- AdiosLv 79 years ago
I once had a boss who didn't like me at first since he really missed his former secretary who moved out of state. In fact, one day he called me a "smart ***" -- with my quick wit, I answered him back
with a great one-liner (that even surprised me for being such a funny one). And that one-liner response was,
"Gee, thanks boss - It sure is terrific to have brains at both ends!!"
He stared at me for a few LONG seconds and then began laughing hysterically!! From that moment on everything was great !!
- Toadly OssumLv 49 years ago
As they say in Texas, time to make like horse shіt and hit the trail.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Tonto, disguised as a pool table, gets his balls racked up.
- 9 years ago
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- 9 years ago
That's what she said
sex: It was pointless, but it was fun