Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

I think I might be God?

I got a feeling I'm God, okay, I've tried to levitate ****, but it's not working.

Any Ideas on how to hone my Divine Powers?

13 Answers

  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Jump off the Burj Dubi its great flight practice

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I believe it's time you did something about your username. ._.

    If you were God, I doubt you would be asking a question like: "how do I hone my Divine powers."

    Obvious troll...Is obvious?

    I hope you're a troll based on that question. O_O

  • 9 years ago

    If you are we all are. As for telekinetic powers, I have them. I filled a glass full of water and placed it in the refrigerator for an hour. I took it out and by using only my mind, I tried to make it boil. Although I was unable to make it reach the boiling point, after a half hour of fierce concentration I was able to bring it up to room temperature.

  • 9 years ago

    You probably just need more believers. I think that is what gods seem to need.

    (so now I guess I know why - so they can levitate)

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  • 9 years ago

    What some will do or say to get attention, even negative attention.

    You show your level of intelligence by asking such a stupid question.

  • Yea you could be, your looking a bit red in the face

    Is that frustration or embarrassment for your followers?

  • Actor
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    try CGI. people who use curse words, sarcasm and fiction stories, will just have to wait until Heaven to have the powers of said place.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    You're not God, it doesn't matter what you think. Why does yahoo recommend such ridiculous qs to me?

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Try an insane asylum.

  • 9 years ago

    I think you might be a human version of Satan.

    Source(s): Remember what happened to him when he tried to become God?
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