well, how wrong can you ever go with Jesus jokes?
So, the crowd dragged the adultress to the public square.....and started shouting "Stone her!!!! Stone her!!! As they started to pick up their rocks.....someone noticed Jesus sitting on the ground, doodling in the sand. Hey, let's ask Jesus what we should do!!!! Master, master! , the crowd beseeched, ...we have caught this woman being having an adulteress affair! What should we do??
Jesus acted as if he didn't hear them and kept on doodling.
Somewhat impatiently, the crowd asked again........Rabbi, this woman has cheated on her husband!!!! What should we do with her.???
Again, nothing.....and Jesus seemed intent on his doodling.
Exasperated, the crowd begged one last time......Master! This woman MUST be punished! What say you?
and with that..........Jesus finally looked up from his doodling, and calmly said......
"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.".....and went right back to his doodling, totally indifferent to this poor woman's plight.
Well, the crowd just stood there........and gave his words a good long think.......and one by one, sure enough, they all begin to drop their rocks and start to walk away.
Just then, this little old woman pushes her way from the back of the crowd, casts around for the biggest stone she can find, picks it up over her head, and HEAVES it with all her might.....hitting the adultress square between the eyes, killing the poor woman instantly.
Jesus sees this, and JUMPS UP, and FURIOUSLY runs over to the woman and says......
"Ya know Ma, sometimes you REALLY piss me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mary, being without sin and all, ya see.
My mother had this poster of a laughing Jesus in the house and that was her favorite joke.
I always liked the image of Jesus having a good chuckle.