What Does A Real Life Jew Look Like? (No offense intended) I have Just Never Seen One But Always Hear About em?

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  • 8 years ago
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    I guess you never saw any comedians on TV. Seinfeld for one. You lead a sheltered life.

    Here are 200 Jewish comedians.

    A

    Pamela Adlon

    Dan Ahdoot

    Jason Alexander

    Woody Allen

    Simon Amstell

    Morey Amsterdam

    Tom Arnold (actor)

    Bea Arthur

    Dave Attell

    Hank Azaria

    B

    Badchen

    David Baddiel

    Sacha Baron Cohen

    Roseanne Barr

    Chuck Barris

    Belle Barth

    Vanessa Bayer

    Nora Bayes

    Jack Benny

    Gertrude Berg

    Milton Berle

    Shelley Berman

    Sandra Bernhard

    Joe Besser

    Joey Bishop

    Lewis Black

    Michael Ian Black

    Amir Blumenfeld

    Yaakov Bodo

    Victor Borge

    Alex Borstein

    Andy Breckman

    Fanny Brice

    Albert Brooks

    Mel Brooks

    Arnold Brown (comedian)

    Lenny Bruce

    George Burns

    Red Buttons

    C

    Sid Caesar

    Yisrael Campbell

    Eddie Cantor

    Jack Carter (comedian)

    Joel Chasnoff

    Juca Chaves

    Paddy Chayefsky

    Mark Cohen (comedian)

    Myron Cohen

    Slash Coleman

    Irwin Corey

    Norm Crosby

    Billy Crystal

    Jerome Cutler

    D

    Rodney Dangerfield

    Larry David

    Tom Davis (comedian)

    Rachel Dratch

    Fran Drescher

    Richard Dreyfuss

    Rebecca Drysdale

    E

    Susie Essman

    F

    Marty Feldman

    Lew Fields

    Larry Fine

    Al Franken

    F cont.

    Heshy Fried

    Rebecca Front

    Stephen Fry

    G

    Jeff Garlin

    Brad Garrett

    Estelle Getty

    Todd Glass

    Stephen Kramer Glickman

    Elon Gold

    Judy Gold

    Jeff Goldblum

    Julie Goldman

    Gilbert Gottfried

    Gary Gulman

    H

    Buddy Hackett

    Chelsea Handler

    Estelle Harris

    Goldie Hawn

    Ben Hecht

    Raoul Heertje

    Simon Helberg

    Pee-wee Herman

    Hillcrest Round Table

    Jackie Hoffman

    Judy Holliday

    Lou Holtz (actor)

    Marc Horowitz

    Curly Howard

    Moe Howard

    Shemp Howard

    J

    Sid James

    Jay Jason

    Micah Jesse

    George Jessel (actor)

    Jewish-American comedy

    Al Jolson

    K

    Milt Kamen

    Carol Kane

    Myq Kaplan

    Moshe Kasher

    Andy Kaufman

    Danny Kaye

    Davy Kaye

    Martin Kelner

    Gennady Khazanov

    Alan King (comedian)

    Matt Kirshen

    Jessi Klein

    Robert Klein

    Kenny Kramer

    Paul Krassner

    Georg Kreisler

    Nick Kroll

    L

    Cathy Ladman

    Bert Lahr

    Lynn Lavner

    Andrew J. Lederer

    Pinky Lee

    John Lehr

    Tom Lehrer

    Carol Leifer

    Tom Leopold

    Oscar Levant

    Shaike Levi

    Eugene Levy

    Jerry Lewis

    Richard Lewis (comedian)

    L cont.

    Mary Livingstone

    Jon Lovitz

    M

    Howie Mandel

    Hal March

    Chico Marx

    Groucho Marx

    Gummo Marx

    Harpo Marx

    Zeppo Marx

    Jackie Mason

    Anne Meara

    Bette Midler

    Larry Miller (entertainer)

    Gary Morton

    Zero Mostel

    Jules Munshin

    Jan Murray

    N

    Mark Nadler

    Laraine Newman

    Mike Nichols

    B. J. Novak

    Louis Nye

    O

    Rich Orloff

    P

    Adam Pally

    Harry Parke

    Mendy Pellin

    Yevgeny Petrosyan

    Molly Picon

    Rain Pryor

    R

    Gilda Radner

    Arkady Raikin

    David Rakoff

    Harold Ramis

    Faina Ranevskaya

    Carl Reiner

    Rob Reiner

    Mike Reiss

    Paul Reubens

    Don Rickles

    Joan Rivers

    Gregg Rogell

    Seth Rogen

    Freddie Roman

    Modi Rosenfeld

    Jeff Ross

    Joe E. Ross

    Rita Rudner

    S

    Bob Saget

    Mort Sahl

    Soupy Sales

    Andy Samberg

    Adam Sandler

    Alexei Sayle

    Robert Schimmel

    David Schneider (actor)

    Amy Schumer

    David Schwimmer

    Sam Seder

    Jerry Seinfeld

    Peter Sellers

    Garry Shandling

    Wallace Shawn

    Harry Shearer

    Allan Sherman

    Efim Shifrin

    Iliza Shlesinger

  • 8 years ago

    When the Jews were kicked out of the Holy Land, they became the "Diaspora." They interbred with people all over the place, enough that there is no real identifying physical characteristic anymore.

    Traditionally, they were Semites, so, would have looked much like a modern Arab: medium dark skin, black, often curly hair, and very dark eyes - so brown as to be almost black. But, some went south to Ethiopia, and they are now physically black looking. Others went to Europe, and they look European. And so on. You can no longer tell a Jew by looking at them (except by dress, etc. for Orthodox ones). They basically look like anyone else.

  • 3 years ago

    Well after reviewing the horror of history and figuring out the ambitions of Hitler, i will be able to see why most would see themselves as victims. Their grand mum and dad went by way of quite a few ache, so that's handed all the way down to them. It usually is fear that it could happen once more, for this reason they're opening themselves in vigor. They've the best that they will no longer go down and not using a battle this time, nonetheless, their media brainwash them into fear. Most of the Israelis will use the accuse of the Holocaust to justify their movements on the Palestinians. When you consider that the Palestinians hate the Jews, so they only label them as Hitlers children, and no longer figuring out that the Palestinians hate them with the aid of movements of the last 60 years. I have found proof in history that Jews and Muslims lived in peace, and nonetheless do in the entire different Arabic counties. Nonetheless i left a fairly cool time line for you.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Moses is funny and balanced and his son is the best Saul is crazy and ugly Joshes are all jokes Seraphim are beautiful in every wei Israelis are handsome and peaceful

    Yes I'm Catholic and we are all Catholic Muslims and Bhuddist in the end

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  • 8 years ago

    More like Groucho Marx and less than Kyle from South Park.

  • 8 years ago

    I'm sure you've seen one before, they tend to look just like me and you (though mostly white).

  • 8 years ago

    Give me a break, please! They are people like everybody else, they look like everybody else, you have probably seen plenty of them. That's like asking "what does a real live Lutheran look like?".

    Blessings on your Journey!

  • 8 years ago

    They all look like this:

    http://static.flickr.com/140/327650201_aa1429a27c_...

    Every single one of them.

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