Do You Regret How You Fell Into My Spider's Net?

Insidious Designs

My cover’s blown:

I must confess,

I desire to see you

All undressed.

As long as I am more than two,

May I be Dallas Heaven, too?

I’ll mention that I’d like to claim

Sue and caz among my names.

Let’s not forget

How I can pen

Words by Nancy, Gene, and Buk:

The poems are just a ploy to f…

So many names I do enjoy,

I’m sorry that I just employ

Romantic words to gain your trust

To fool you when it’s just a bust.

Update:

I can’t read this because I’m blocked. But please don’t report it! It’s too funny for words and will amuse me for days. Just send me updates.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20120...

Update 2:

Just to put this poem in perspective for future generations.

This is what was posted. Adeline (or am I?)...

Fyi: Four users all the same person?

And they are:

Not just me

Mandi (something)

Adeline_cosine

And the latest discovery, quiet_confessions

All four are the same crazy lady never stops harrassing me

Additional Details

She's extremely intelligent and dangerous. She'll make up lies and try to use them to manipulate me. Her goal is to trick/manipulate/bully me into loving her. She'll say ANYTHING to control me.

"Don't you remember when I said...." when she never said that etc.

Her alter-egos are very convincing.

Be warned.

Update 3:

WHAT WONDERFUL ANSWERS! I'm screaming at you because I wanted you to know it was me again, yes, me HD... Darn, I blew my cover again. What a great sense of humor you all enjoy... unfortunately, the only word that sprang sprung springed into my mind to rhyme with humor was tumor. This is my 7th month anniversary on Y!AP, and I was so honored to have a conspiracy devoted to me. And TR and 7 and the rest, I've been totally boggled by identities on this site. Mine was one of the only ones I was sure of, and now, I question that.

Update 4:

BA is awarded in absentia to Synopsis and Philip's answer to Quiet Confessions.

Synopsis: Carey is probably disoriented and confused by being desired by so many women simultaneously.

Philip Duck: He will just have to get used to it.

YA Poetry is a great place to meet girls eh ?

@Synopsis : it's the cross we have to bear n'est-ce pas ?

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Adeline will always be Adeline to me. A fine poet and her critique is to die for. Just where did you learn to pick a poem apart the way that you do with such skill. I love it.

  • Iggy
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    There is some weirdness going on at present. But it's a little like the weather. You end up asking "What's the forecast today?"

    I've always enjoyed your posts and appreciate your wisdom.

    If the net is a spider net then it must be a Charlotte's web. Perhaps it could spell out "Great Ig."

    OK, my self indulgence over (((Hugs))) to you again over your kittens. I hope the rest are healthy now.

  • Nat
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    As a co-conspirator, I must say this web is really taking shape.

    Excuse me, while I get a drink. I'm running out of web-spit.

    That's better...Ok...back to it...my strand is about to meet Nancy's and Buk's.

    Then we each make a 30 degree turn and run a strand toward

    adeline's center hexagon. H D and Dallas are approaching from the North end

    This web is really looking insidious (good), even if I do say so myself.

    This "bra strap" is killing me. I never knew the agony you poor lady spiders suffer.

    Could one of you spare me one of your "eight" legs and scratch my thorax (back)

  • 8 years ago

    I remember not so long ago

    was accused of being Gio...lol

    by someone that I now adore

    like the artist Dali, Salvador

    Some thought I was Nancy two

    what a compliment, Ooo Ooo Ooo,

    so sweet Adeline, have a laugh

    and wallow in a Champagne bath...

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  • 8 years ago

    I'm not big on nonsense, let me know when the idiots

    have dissolved away in a funnel that is the toilet

    of their minds, could I be so lucky to be the one

    with my hands on the handle, " flush! " Away they

    go never to be heard from again,screaming "adeline

    is not adeline she is " they're gone....the seat goes

    down on the reason for their being, light goes out,

    door is closed and we go on with our lives.

    final note: we need more paper for the bathroom.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    what a fun read.

    i don't pay attention to the daily 'goings on' in YAP... sorry about your stalker...

    my evil twin's twin is/was only in fun and i rather enjoyed it, but i have had someone that made me delete my facebook account and change my name because i judged her... dangerous...

    whip out that phd and do some psych judo on your problem child. she may need some dominance that you can fulfill and solve your problem at the same time.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    This poem is an admission and a taunt (read it this time - what's it telling you?):

    Do You Regret How You Fell Into My Spider's Net?

    Insidious Designs

    My cover’s blown:

    I must confess,

    I desire to see you

    All undressed.

    As long as I am more than two,

    May I be Dallas Heaven, too?

    I’ll mention that I’d like to claim

    Sue and caz among my names.

    Let’s not forget

    How I can pen

    Words by Nancy, Gene, and Buk:

    The poems are just a ploy to f…

    So many names I do enjoy,

    I’m sorry that I just employ

    Romantic words to gain your trust

    To fool you when it’s just a bust.

  • 8 years ago

    I think I got the wrong end of the stick this mourning when I answered someone who was getting abuse from hat's his name . 'Oh now I'm still confused but I think I know what's going on .

    Your getting accused of sending him up there 'look up' ... 'cos I forget his name' Of I don't no what but I think it's something to do with e-mail your sending him .and did he say you had three names I think I read that's what he said yesterday .. I don't no what's been happening our what' was said in the e-mails ..but your poems really good .I want to here more you could take it in turns to write about it in poetry LOL .. wouldn't that be fun .. No one believes him anyway LOL

    I ill let you know if I see anything funny going on .. :) x

  • 8 years ago

    I did not fall, I did not leap,No paranoid fantasies to keep;

    Duck I did, with sweet- smelling eider

    And we laid eggs, though bigger than a spider.

    Our nest is `cosy`, that`s the confusion-

    Names can muddle as they seem matched;

    And we`re staying near the river-bank until our baby ducks are hatched.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Question has been deleted

    such a shame

    Yur a regular Black Widow

    I thought the original post to which you refer was "reductio ad absurdum"

    99% stand by our Black Widow!

    ah, what's that spot on my arm?

    Source(s): Soc
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