I am thinking of starting a square dancing bar I have banjo, spittoons & cow poo on the floor what else I need?
Oh, I also got me a confederate flag, a shotgun, a bible (king James version), a neon sign that says "No queers", a 78 chevy truck on blocks out front, an all you can eat rocky mountain oyster bar, a tub of lard and a bucket in the outhouse. Thanks for y'all answers kindly I reckon.
Boromir, I also have a sign that says "Wednesday's ladies night"... You can come."
- Anonymous8 years agoFavorite Answer
Syncopated rhyming set to a dance beat?
I think you spelled "Hip-Hop" wrong.
- JulieLv 44 years ago
The square of one is one, which implies you've got trouble (in Riemann City)! You can never get off square one... no matter how may times it's squared, it's still one. Worse yet would be starting with square -1, which becomes +1... you've just turned around backwards. Not that those who start on square zero aren't as bad off as those starting on square one: zero raised to any exponent is zero. Ex nihil nihil.
- THE NOLTELv 58 years ago
Is there a back room with a stained army cot? If not, where's the cousin bangin' supposed to go down?
Oh, forget it...Just read the part about the Chevy truck on blocks. Sounds like ya'll are good to go, Bo.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Sounds like home. I hate square dances though.
Let's do a death metal improve instead.
I play a mean guitar, plus I have big hooters. I'm always a hit with the rebel flag/ no queers crowd.
Teh Nolte is jealous cause my cousins are hotter than his :)
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- Loosey™Lv 78 years ago
Y'all needs a fiddle to go with that thar banjo. Can't have no hifalootin' square dance if y'all don't have yerself a fiddler, if y'all supposin to be runnin a class joint. Derned young uns, don't know nothin.
- Dick KnowsLv 78 years ago
A well-used '61 Streamliner mobile home to park in the back as your primary residence.
- Anonymous8 years ago
I hope the neon sign is a pink neon sign.
You forgot the straw. you must have straw.On the floor and bales of it for people to sit on.
- ?Lv 68 years ago
A washtub base...one string on a broom tied into the large bucket....
- The Jack DaddyLv 68 years ago
Charlie Daniels commemorative butt pIugs would be a festive touch. The devil went down to Georgia, or so to speak...
- Angus BeefhartLv 78 years ago
What did I tell you about thinking? Now back in the cage Betch!