Funny YOLO jokes...? ?

Question

Like for example, "showering naked, YOLO!!"

Do you know any?

Answer 1

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YOLO' is getting overrated, but these are funny(:

Nemo's Dad Marvin: Don't touch the boat! Nemo: YOLO!

Farting in a small elevator with tons of people in it...#YOLO

Pooping in the shower...#YOLO

Stealing my friend's TV remote and driving by his house everyday and changing the channel...#YOLO

Stealing the krabby patty secret formula...#YOLO

Trust falling onto random people...#YOLO

Doing the electric slide at a funeral...#YOLO

Offering a glass of water to someone who's drowning...#YOLO

Showering with all my clothes on...#YOLO

Swimming during adult swim at a public pool even though I'm 16...#YOLO

Asking fake people if they were made in China...#YOLO

Showering at Penn State...#YOLO

Flipping a bar stool upside down so 4 gay guys can sit down...#YOLO

#YOLO jk I'm Jesus.

Screaming #YOLO at a funeral.

Throwing my dell laptop in the ocean so it's Adele rolling in the deep.. #YOLO

Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow #YOLO

Asking Chris Brown if his favorite song is, 'Hit me baby, one more time" ...YOLO.

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Answer 2

I'm pretty sure "funny YOLO joke" is a contradiction in terms.

but if you want,

Making a harmonic tune by popping my fingers. YOLO!

Shifting the hyphen 1 syllable back when some one says [adjective] *** [noun]. YOLO!

Being a cat. YOLNT!

Pretending to have a mental disorder, then reverting when the neighbor calls the NHS. YOLO!

Answer 3

what does a idiot say before he dies YOLO!

Answer 4

Nemo's dad: NEMO DONT GO NEAR THAT BOAT!!

Nemo: yolo.

Answer 5

Offering a cop sex.. #YOLO

Pooping in the shower #YOLO

Telling black people to pull up their pants #YOLO

Getting drunk with your grandparents #YOLO

Go up to someone with a big mole on their face and start playing, "Whack a Mole" #YOLO

SeductiveIy looking at a gay man while eating a banana #YOLO

Using a #1 pencil to take a test #YOLO

Paying Africans in Afros kinda like paying Europeans in Euros #YOLO

Feeding a wiener dog hot dogs #YOLO

Body slamming a sleeping baby #YOLO

Screaming #YOLO at a funeral.

Having an affair with a nun #YOLO

Switching around the babies in a hospital #YOLO

Spooning a homeless person #YOLO

Pissing in your moms pillow case before she goes to bed. #YOLO

Taking my pet rock for a walk #YOLO

CIimbing to the top of a tree dressed as a cat and having the fire department come and get me down #YOLO

Taking a bite out of a poptart and telling people it's Justin Bieber's and selling it on eBay for $3,000.. #YOLO

Taking a dump in the school sink #YOLO

Boxing a kangaroo #YOLO

Going to Walmart and yelling "Swiper no swiping!" when someone goes to pick something up #YOLO

Smoking a blunt with my cat #YOLO

Going to prom dressed as a gorilla #YOLO

Gluing a traffic cone to your head and telling people you're a unicorn #YOLO

Using monopoly money to buy tons of drugs off a big drug dealer #YOLO

Walking into a barber shop and asking for a quick trim around my weiner #YOLO

Growing a hitler mustache, then going to a bar-mitzvah #YOLO

Sprinkling cocaine on my dad's powdered donut #YOLO

Buying fake blow-up muscles and wearing them to the gym #YOLO

Bring a blowup doll to the movie theater and making out with it #YOLO

Throwing a cactus on my mom while she's sleeping #YOLO

Legally changing my name to Chris Dolmeth #YOLO

Replacing the mayo in my mom's mayo container with horse sperm #YOLO

Living twice #YOLO

Going to McDonald's and asking for a happy meal with extra happy #YOLO

Peeing in a yellow Gatorade bottle, then giving it to my thirsty teammate #YOLO

Telling my grandmom that eating a spoon full of cinnamon will help you live longer #YOLO

Dressing up as a robber and breaking into my own house #YOLO

Riding a llama in a supermarket #YOLO

Running into a police station in my underwear and yelling "Captain Underpants to the rescue!" #YOLO

Crumping on an eIevator #YOLO

Legally changing my name to Ben Dover #YOLO

Stuffing erasers up your nostrils #YOLO

Flossing my butthole #YOLO

Lay out tanning on a train track #YOLO

Source(s): https://twitter.com/#!/WeTweetYOLO

Answer 6

I wish i culd fap

Answer 7

"Take the condom off, YOLO"

"I ain't gonna be a a baby daddy, so OHNO"