Funny YOLO jokes...? ?

Question

Like for example, "showering naked, YOLO!!"
Do you know any?

Answer 1

YOLO' is getting overrated, but these are funny(:

Nemo's Dad Marvin: Don't touch the boat! Nemo: YOLO!

Farting in a small elevator with tons of people in it...#YOLO

Pooping in the shower...#YOLO

Stealing my friend's TV remote and driving by his house everyday and changing the channel...#YOLO

Stealing the krabby patty secret formula...#YOLO

Trust falling onto random people...#YOLO

Doing the electric slide at a funeral...#YOLO

Offering a glass of water to someone who's drowning...#YOLO

Showering with all my clothes on...#YOLO

Swimming during adult swim at a public pool even though I'm 16...#YOLO

Asking fake people if they were made in China...#YOLO

Showering at Penn State...#YOLO

Flipping a bar stool upside down so 4 gay guys can sit down...#YOLO

#YOLO jk I'm Jesus.

Screaming #YOLO at a funeral.

Throwing my dell laptop in the ocean so it's Adele rolling in the deep.. #YOLO

Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow #YOLO

Asking Chris Brown if his favorite song is, 'Hit me baby, one more time" ...YOLO.


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Answer 2

I'm pretty sure "funny YOLO joke" is a contradiction in terms.

but if you want,
Making a harmonic tune by popping my fingers. YOLO!
Shifting the hyphen 1 syllable back when some one says [adjective] *** [noun]. YOLO!
Being a cat. YOLNT!
Pretending to have a mental disorder, then reverting when the neighbor calls the NHS. YOLO!

Answer 3

what does a idiot say before he dies YOLO!

Answer 4

Nemo's dad: NEMO DONT GO NEAR THAT BOAT!!
Nemo: yolo.

Answer 5

Offering a cop sex.. #YOLO
Pooping in the shower #YOLO
Telling black people to pull up their pants #YOLO
Getting drunk with your grandparents #YOLO
Go up to someone with a big mole on their face and start playing, "Whack a Mole" #YOLO
SeductiveIy looking at a gay man while eating a banana #YOLO
Using a #1 pencil to take a test #YOLO
Paying Africans in Afros kinda like paying Europeans in Euros #YOLO
Feeding a wiener dog hot dogs #YOLO
Body slamming a sleeping baby #YOLO
Screaming #YOLO at a funeral.
Having an affair with a nun #YOLO
Switching around the babies in a hospital #YOLO
Spooning a homeless person #YOLO
Pissing in your moms pillow case before she goes to bed. #YOLO
Taking my pet rock for a walk #YOLO
CIimbing to the top of a tree dressed as a cat and having the fire department come and get me down #YOLO
Taking a bite out of a poptart and telling people it's Justin Bieber's and selling it on eBay for $3,000.. #YOLO
Taking a dump in the school sink #YOLO
Boxing a kangaroo #YOLO
Going to Walmart and yelling "Swiper no swiping!" when someone goes to pick something up #YOLO
Smoking a blunt with my cat #YOLO
Going to prom dressed as a gorilla #YOLO
Gluing a traffic cone to your head and telling people you're a unicorn #YOLO
Using monopoly money to buy tons of drugs off a big drug dealer #YOLO
Walking into a barber shop and asking for a quick trim around my weiner #YOLO
Growing a hitler mustache, then going to a bar-mitzvah #YOLO
Sprinkling cocaine on my dad's powdered donut #YOLO
Buying fake blow-up muscles and wearing them to the gym #YOLO
Bring a blowup doll to the movie theater and making out with it #YOLO
Throwing a cactus on my mom while she's sleeping #YOLO
Legally changing my name to Chris Dolmeth #YOLO
Replacing the mayo in my mom's mayo container with horse sperm #YOLO
Living twice #YOLO
Going to McDonald's and asking for a happy meal with extra happy #YOLO
Peeing in a yellow Gatorade bottle, then giving it to my thirsty teammate #YOLO
Telling my grandmom that eating a spoon full of cinnamon will help you live longer #YOLO
Dressing up as a robber and breaking into my own house #YOLO
Riding a llama in a supermarket #YOLO
Running into a police station in my underwear and yelling "Captain Underpants to the rescue!" #YOLO
Crumping on an eIevator #YOLO
Legally changing my name to Ben Dover #YOLO
Stuffing erasers up your nostrils #YOLO
Flossing my butthole #YOLO
Lay out tanning on a train track #YOLO

Answer 6

I wish i culd fap

Answer 7

"Take the condom off, YOLO"
"I ain't gonna be a a baby daddy, so OHNO"