I snapped my Dick's head off?

Please HELP ME!!!!! I have an urgent problem! You won't believe what happened to me yesterday!!!!! I was riding my pink-patsy bike yesterday and I decided to poop a few wheelies. Well while in the process of this, I fell flat on my crotch and broke my Dick Van Dyke collectible bobble head's head off! OH what shall I do. I'll never be able to find another one like him. I mean him made me feel all perky. Now I'm completely dickless. HELP ME!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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    Use mine.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Have your "johnson" inverted inside your body and learn to raise your voice when you speak. Also start wearing dresses Michealle!

  • get a fake one that makes you bigger and vibrates then you'll be the cock of the walk literally

  • 9 years ago

    dont do anytihng. find a good career and be humble

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