Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

Poll: Would you rather?

Would you rather

be force fed elephant testicles by a smelly, 500 pound woman while listening to a Rebecca black/Justin Bieber mixed tape

or

Be forced to sit through the entire five season of the Jersey Shore while having your toenails trimmed by a drunk and partially blind man with huge garden clippers?

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  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    jersey shore please...lol

  • 9 years ago

    Obviously the second option with Jersey shore and the toenails thingy.

  • 9 years ago

    Elephant nuts! Jersey shore is stupid and I dont need to lose brain cells and bleed to death thatd suck

  • Alissa
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Ughh, I'd go for the elephant balls. No blind guy is gonna cut me in half.

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  • 9 years ago

    I guess the first option as the second one could lead me to bleeding to death... although in the first scenario I might eventually wish I was dead.

  • 9 years ago

    You have quite the imagination, my friend. A star you shall receive.

  • 9 years ago

    The latter

  • 9 years ago

    Umm, could I kill myself? Lol, there both horrifying.

  • 9 years ago

    oh my god hahahahahah i don't even know

  • Cirno
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    is this some new torture methods?

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