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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRap and Hip-Hop · 9 years ago

LIST EACH MEMBER OF THE WU TANG CLAN!.... FROM BETTER TO WORST?

MINE!

1- GHOSTFACE

2-RAEKWON

3-METHOD MAN

4-ODB

5-GZA

6-INSPECTAH DECK

7-RZA

8-U-GOD

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  • ITAN
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    RZA: Both Quentin Tarantino's film production professor and the undisputed leader of the Wu-Tang Clan. Nobody knows for certain what his powers are, but they must be unspeakably awesome to command the Wu-Tang. The strongest existing theory is that he keeps all members in check by endlessly spouting babble with such confidence that all figure it must be terribly profound. RZA is also known as Bobby Dig-It-All, due to his passion for amateur treasure hunting. RZA also has the leadership of Barack Obama and the smarts of Thomas Edison. It is a known fact that RZA is both of them and Bobby Dig-It-All is just one of RZA's clones that he made himself with his golden pubes. You should soon expect a ***** Tax. If you turn the other cheek, he'll break your ******...JAW (chin).

    GZA: A pupil of Jesus, Bruce Lee, and chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, He is a renowned scientologist as well as a member of Mensa, CIVIQ Society, Prometheus Society, Top One Percent Society, the Klu Klux Klan, the Iluminati, and Intertel. GZA has an IQ of 23495842 (he insisted on taking the IQ test over and over until he got a question wrong, but eventually got tired). He can approach speeds of over 1000 MPH while on a segway, and roughly twice that on foot. The GZA also claims to be "all formin' like Voltron," which leads scholars to believe that he could be descended from robots. Another little known fact is that the character of Jack Bauer from the hit tv series 24 is actually based on the GZA. The GZA was also the creator of the liquid sword and a co-developer of the "Special Technique of Shadowboxing". If he asks you for permission to demonstrate said technique, it is highly recommended that you comply, as refusal gives one roughly a 0.036 per cent chance of survival. The reason there is still this minute chance of survival is due to the fact that every so often instead of decapitating his enemy, his liquid sword simply soaks everything in sight. Don't count on this happening too often.

    Ol' Dirty Bastard: A reincarnated Ultra Jesus fused with the DNA of Mr. Miyagi. With his awesome powers he was assigned to be "the Osiris of this ****" (most likely by himself). He is so powerful that "Jacques Cousteau can never get this low." (Note: This low is quite low. One could say it is lower than low, but that could detract from its lowness rather than enhance it.) Founder of the "Baby I like it raw" shrimp cocktail and assorted sushi food line. According to him, his flow is like diarrhea. He thought he got it once, but it was really gonorrhea. Widely renowned for his bad breath, he was approached by close friend Busta Rhymes inquiring if he would perhaps like a toothbrush, or possibly a tic tac. Unfortunately the dirty one replied that he keeps his breath and thus his rhymes "dirty like a girls poo poo."

    Raekwon: The chef of the clan. His main fighting techniques include beating people with frying pans, throwing boiling water at them, and sticking forks in them. Sometime he eats them. It is unknown whether or not he can really cook, and boxes of empty Micro Magic have been discovered in the kitchen where he prepares his suspiciously named "All So Simple Raekwon Fries". Currently Raekwon is preparing himself for the sequel to Alvin & The Chipmunks in which he'll reprise his role as Theodore (the fat chipmunk). Being the method actor that he is, Raekwon took on the task of transforming himself to look exactly like a chipmunk; apparently, he already knew he would get this role at the time he was born. He lives in hell but he's not exactly sure so his current location could be "Heaven and Hell". IF you plan to piss him off and you are a man be careful that a) he doesn't have a spiked bat or a dresser near by or else your nuts will be ******* banged like BLAOW! (See Wu Tang Speak) or be cautious around 12 story buildings and Raekwon with a rope unless you plan to belay down a Shoalin skyscraper by your dick. Know as the only other member but Method Man to have exclusively brutal "torture, ********** torta *****, what, what" powers. In high school his classmates voted him "Most likely to have the faster blade".

    Cappadonna: A member of the Wu-Tang Clan, but actually not. Or actually, he belongs to the group, but he doesn't belong to the group. Know what I mean? If the other members are nine really hot girls that you bring on a date, Capadonna is the fat friend that they insist on bringing along so her feelings won't get hurt. And then her subsequent appearance ruins the entire evening. Ya **** Cappadonna. He is a frequent visitor to this well to do website.

  • Sk8972
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    1. GZA

    2. Ghostface

    3. Method Man

    4. Raekwon

    5. Inspectah Deck

    6. U-God

    7. RZA

    8. Cappadonna

    9. ODB

  • 9 years ago

    1. Raekwon

    2. Ghostface Killah

    3. Inspectah Deck

    4. Method Man

    5. ODB

    6. GZA

    7. RZA

    8. U-God

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    GFK

    Method Man

    Raekwon

    GZA

    RZA

    Inspectah Deck

    U-God

    ODB

    Masta Killa

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  • 9 years ago

    Inspectah Deck

    Raekwon

    Ghostface

    Method Man

    GZA

    U-God

    RZA

    Masta Killa

    ODB

  • 9 years ago

    1) Raekwon

    2) Ghostface

    3) GZA

    4) INS

    5) Method Man

    6) RZA

    7) ODB

    8) U-God

    Source(s): in terms of rapping only
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Masta killah

    Raekwon

    Inspectah deck

    Method man

    Ghostface

    Gza

    Odb

    Ugod

    Rza

    **YA FORGOT MASTA KILLAH

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    GZA

    Ghostface

    Rae

    ODB

    RZA

    Method

    Inspecta

    U-God

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    GZA

    GFK

    Rae

    Inspectah

    Method

    RZA

    ODB

    Masta Killa

    U-God

    Source(s): BTW u forgot masta killa
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    LOL!....AT....!....YOUR FAKE HIP HOP KNOWLEDGE!.....QUIJI DA LAYER!....OF ERADAMNATION F*CKS WITH WU TANG EVERY TIME....AND WINS!

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