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The Black Bra

(as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have

been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to

amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a

black bra, fishnet stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend :

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found

me with a black leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said,

'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too!

The other night I met my lover at his office and

I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, fishnet stockings, stiletton heels and a mask over my eyes.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,

but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said,

(You are going to love this!)

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|What's for dinner,

Zorro?

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  • Best Answer

    ROFLOLWMDFO!! that was so funny!! sounds like my husband!! LOL..=)

  • 8 years ago

    Too cute!

    I wear black bras now and then, I have two. Didn't "play games" or dress up with my husbands. That sort of stimulus just either wasn't thought of or was needed. I just wear them cause I like them.

  • S
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Lol Reminds me when Kathy Bates wrapped herself in saran wrap in Fried Green Tomatoes and met her husband at the door. Her husband Said Evelyn are you crazy.

  • Lily
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Oooh lol, lol, Mojo. Here's one for you:-

    Two women were sitting and grumbling about their husbands when one hubby appeared clutching a bunch of flowers.

    The wife rolled her eyes and groaned ''oh there he is with his bunch of flowers, he'll probably want me to lie on my back for the weekend with my feet in the air''.

    The other woman replied, '' oh don't you own a vase?''......

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  • 8 years ago

    How funny but a typical remark from most men.Thats exactly what my Husband would say.

  • 8 years ago

    Yep, the third one sounds about right, LOL. Love your new avatar.

  • Jodi D
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    That's hilarious!

  • Keith
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    HA HA HA HA HA ..That's some funny ****...You too Lilly

  • 8 years ago

    nop

  • 8 years ago

    I hope you zorro'd his **** with your sword.

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