Best places in San Juan Puerto Rico to pick up women?

There is so much I want to do while I'm in Puerto Rico. I love a woman with a nice round *** and am interested in the best place strip clubs, and night clubs for women who fit that criteria.
Update: We are going out there to party. I am interested in nightclubs and stripclubs. Typical nightlife for college students. People amaze me with ignorant answers!
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