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Penis burnt in horrific toaster accident! What do I do?

So, I had sex with my toaster today, while wearing a condom. The condom kinda melted, fusing to my penis. It also fused to the toaster, so I can't pull it out. The toaster pretty much incinerated my penis, so now I have a third-degree burned appendage of scar tissue with latex melted into the burns, which is stuck in the toaster. What do I do now?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    cut it off and apply for a new one

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Call Dr Pedobear hes an expert in this area

  • 9 years ago

    Scrape off the burn parts and spread some butter on it.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I heard saliva helps, try sucking it. If that doesn't work, shoving it up your *** always does the trick for my grandpa.

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  • Dillon
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Put some butter and jelly on it and you will feel better in no time.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    put it in a hotdog bun and pour some ketchup on it and eat it

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