Penis burnt in horrific toaster accident! What do I do?

So, I had sex with my toaster today, while wearing a condom. The condom kinda melted, fusing to my penis. It also fused to the toaster, so I can't pull it out. The toaster pretty much incinerated my penis, so now I have a third-degree burned appendage of scar tissue with latex melted into the burns, which is... show more So, I had sex with my toaster today, while wearing a condom. The condom kinda melted, fusing to my penis. It also fused to the toaster, so I can't pull it out. The toaster pretty much incinerated my penis, so now I have a third-degree burned appendage of scar tissue with latex melted into the burns, which is stuck in the toaster. What do I do now?
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