What would happen if I ate a whole bag of flour?

My brother told me that I'd blow up, but I don't believe him. He always says that. Like when I asked him what would happen if I drank a bunch of lighter fluid and swallowed a lit match. I did'nt blow up then and I doubt I will now. What do you guys think?

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  • 9 years ago
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    How old are you?? It's called COMMON SENSE, darling. And why in the world would you do those things? I hope a family member or friend sees this and notifies your parents/guardian.

    Straight answer, you may not die but you will probably experience a heck of a lot of indigestion, bowel issues, etc. And maybe a fun visit to the doctor would be in order.

    USE YOUR BRAIN!

    Note: This is NOT an ethnic cuisine topic. 0.o

    Source(s): Common sense
  • 9 years ago

    I don't think you'd be able to do it. Flour is too dry to just sit and eat large quantities of. If you ate more than a little in one go (possibly watered down so you wouldn't choke), you'd probably get sick. If you ate too much, I wouldn't be surprised if it would kill you. You wouldn't explode, though. Just kill your digestive system.

    Oh, right, and obviously you're a troll. However, I commend you for being a good troll; the sort that makes people think about your questions and doesn't dig up the garden or eat the neighborhood children.

  • HJW
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    What is wrong with your brother?^^

    There is NO way you could even eat much, you would choke.

    On the lighter fluid you were lucky this time!

  • If you eat the flour washed down with a little water and jam and then drink the lighter fluid followed by a match you might poop out donuts.

    You could then offer your brother one so he would know what bullsxxt tastes like.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Your stromage will push against all your surrounding organs.

    Possible scenarios:

    -You will suffocate

    -You will get an heart attack

    -Your stomage won't be able to digest it and it will stay stuck there. You'll die because you can't get aything in your stomage.

  • 9 years ago

    You would probably have a very dry mouth, and be constipated for a long time afterwards.... Otherwise no serious harm done me thinks.

    Source(s): Chef
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Whatever happens, stay near the bathroom.

  • 9 years ago

    i would laugh but no you wont blow up itll be a ***** eating it and pooping it

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I think you should quit while you're ahead

  • Lance
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    it would make you sick kill you proberly

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