Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

Will 0bama be having a BBQ Rib party to celebrate the death of the founder of the Drudge Report?

I understand 0bama will have door prizes like blank checks to failing green energy companies, and every drug cartel warlord will get a M16. Watch out for the watermelon, Mooshelle laid them just this morning, not sure how ripe they are.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    We know that Obama has had a terrorist plot brewing for the past 3 years. He has been slipping in terrorist operatives into the country, hidden among the hordes of people who cross the border illegally every day. It's the perfect cover.

    We know about the plot because a White House spokesman revealed it in a Freudian slip during a press conference.

    This will be like 9/11 times a thousand. There will be a coordinated attack across the entire nation, by operatives who have been stationed in strategic locations across the country.

    You can only imagine what a germ warfare attack on this scale would be like. Medical facilities would be overwhelmed.

    It will occur shortly after the next Republican president takes office, so he will get blamed. That formula worked so well against Bush, why not use it again?

    That's why Obama has been bungling his entire presidency, to try to lose the election and put a Republican scapegoat in the White House.

    The Republicans know what's cooking, that's why they've trotted out a bunch of clowns. Just like the DNC trotted out John Kerry in 2004, because they knew the 2008 meltdown was cooking.

    We've seen how this game works before. It will happen all over again - they think.

    It would be no surpirse if Brighbart had the inside scoop, and he was silenced.

    Source(s): Have a rib for me, Obongo.
  • Tom R
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    if there is celebration its because his diplomacy has worked again. n korea has agreed to stop working on nukes. funny how the threats of bush pushed them toward the program but when you get a sane person you can get positive results. you guys are hilarious though. so i guess killing bin laden was part of the terrorist plot? the real enemy is the gop. bush sr mentioned creating a new world order. his son started the wiretap and torture plus the secret prisons. he also caused the meltdown. does it drive you crazy that a black guy is rescuing your behind?. obama 2012!

  • 9 years ago

    This is the sort of anger and hate that caused the heart of the very guy you're referring to to explode on him. Keep it up, and we'll be throwing a going away "BBQ party" for you.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I saw the tanker of BBQ sauce pulling up to the White house this morning.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Just a few minutes ago you asked how great it was that conservatives are able to block liberals, whom you consider "immature."

    Now you as THIS? This is the kind of question you believe to be mature?

  • 4 years ago

    i'm a commute agent and that i've got prepare the programs for most of the persons going to Cancun for Black sea coast Week or the bounce-Off because it is likewise observed as. That being reported, i'm additionally African American and might supply some good enter. Cancun is extraordinarily a lot occasion substantial year around. great vacations will constantly draw a great crowd, so there'll nonetheless be a fabulous combination of persons down there for that weekend. as with any commute holiday spot for the duration of busy instances merely word the traditional quantity warning. do no longer bypass everywhere on my own with anybody, watch your beverages, and so on and so on. additionally, in view that lots of the events are interior the northern section of the Cancun Strip is must be somewhat consumer-friendly to keep away from any events/people who you do no longer desire to be around. there are a lot of quiet areas and many nighttime golf equipment and bars which will never be a section of the progression. final, do no longer play into the hype. lots of the persons going for the bounce-off are youthful specialists or maybe couples. i could be extra careful going there for the duration of school spring wreck as Cancun has the utmost value of injuries and so on in this time. there'll constantly be shady people finding to apply massive events like this yet maximum folk of persons are merely there to have a physically powerful time.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    No he will do that when he gets his second term

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    You and I both know he will.

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