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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Would the bible be any less-believable if there was a part where Jesus flew around the world farting rainbows?

Would it be:

1. Way more unbelievable

2. Slightly more unbelievable

3. About the same in terms of believability

4. Slightly more believable

5. Way more believable

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Best Answer

    @Tailor: "Do you gain anything by mocking Christians like this? You just make atheists look bad."

    Do Christians have anything to gain by mocking unbelievers and saying they deserve and choose to go to hell?

    Well yes, they get to brainwash more people. When the Christians stop the self righteous mocking of unbelievers, and stop trying to influence our world with 'what their god wants', then maybe there will be less people mocking Christianity.

    It's funny how you see 'farting out rainbows' as mocking Christianity.....yet fail to see that the Noah's Ark story (which allegedly led to rainbows being created), mocks Christians just by its stupidity.

    So lets see, god making rainbows, after commiting genocide, and getting Noah to collecting at least two of EVERY animal, is a perfectly decent 'truth' to tell kids', yet Jesus farting out rainbows is 'obviously ridiculous'.

    The reality is, if there were a passage in the bible, in which rainbows came out of Jesus's a**, people would still believe it. Unless all Christians would assume that one story was ridiculous, and all the rest of the ridiculous stories were true.

  • Fred
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    6

  • 8 years ago

    Life is serious and needs a purpose and not making fun of Jesus:

    A person needs a clearly defined purpose in life

    The Bible teaches that Jehovah God had a specific purpose for man and woman when he created them. Jehovah gave the following command to our original parents.

    Genesis 1:28. “Be fruitful and become many and fill the earth and subdue it, and have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and every living creature that is moving upon the earth.”

    God purposed that Adam and Eve and their children make the whole earth a paradise. He did not intend that humans grow old and die; nor did he want mankind to harm the environment. However, because of the poor choices made by our first parents, we have inherited sin and death. (Genesis 3:2-6; Romans 5:12) Even so, Jehovah’s purpose has not changed. Soon the earth will be a paradise.—Isaiah 55:10, 11.

    Ecclesiastes 12:13. “The conclusion of the matter, everything having been heard, is: Fear the true God and keep his commandments. For this is the whole obligation of man.”

    Micah 6:8. “What is Jehovah asking back from you but to exercise justice and to love kindness and to be modest in walking with your God?”

    Matthew 22:37-39. “‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.’ This is the greatest and first commandment. The second, like it, is this, ‘You must love your neighbor as yourself.’”

    Source(s): The Bible
  • Ross
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    1.Unbelievable, Not "way more unbelievable".

    God has given us the ability to discern truth from error.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I thought that most Xtians thought that Junior did that already.

  • Alikat
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    3.

    can there be a magical song that plays too?

  • 8 years ago

    1.

    That is ridiculous.

  • 8 years ago

    Do you gain anything by mocking Christians like this? You just make atheists look bad.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    this reminds me of something. Oh crap I just lost my train of thought. Never mind.

  • 8 years ago

    3.

    It would be a much more fun book to read, too.

    Source(s): my opinion
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