Foster Friess One-liners: "In my day, people used Bayer aspirin to (fill-in-the-blank)"?

"In my day, people placed Bayer aspirin in between their lips to prevent slips of the tongue...and crappy jokes."


C'mon guys, this is "Dean Scream" of the 2012 Election Season...It's being Googled, and Twittered, and "Gawked." Think of some clever "one-liners."

5 Answers

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Best Answer

    i prefer morphine

  • 8 years ago

    In my day people used an asprin after sitting through 20 years of Rev. Wright's church.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I absolutely love how this previously-unkown man has sent you Lefties into a frothing dither.


  • John
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Does the idea get you all wet?

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  • 8 years ago

    Please leave the basement for a little while.

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