Foster Friess One-liners: "In my day, people used Bayer aspirin to (fill-in-the-blank)"?

"In my day, people placed Bayer aspirin in between their lips to prevent slips of the tongue...and crappy jokes."
Update: C'mon guys, this is "Dean Scream" of the 2012 Election Season...It's being Googled, and Twittered, and "Gawked." Think of some clever "one-liners."
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