Foster Friess One-liners: "In my day, people used Bayer aspirin to (fill-in-the-blank)"?

"In my day, people placed Bayer aspirin in between their lips to prevent slips of the tongue...and crappy jokes."

Update:

C'mon guys, this is "Dean Scream" of the 2012 Election Season...It's being Googled, and Twittered, and "Gawked." Think of some clever "one-liners."

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Best Answer

    i prefer morphine

  • 8 years ago

    In my day people used an asprin after sitting through 20 years of Rev. Wright's church.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I absolutely love how this previously-unkown man has sent you Lefties into a frothing dither.

    Hilarious.

  • John
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Does the idea get you all wet?

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  • 8 years ago

    Please leave the basement for a little while.

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