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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

If the bible said that Jesus was able to fly by flapping his arms and farting rainbows would people believe it?

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  • 8 years ago
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    Yes, they blindly believe anything the Bible says, and some verses are more ridiculous than the stuff you just made up.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Cmon...

    Jesus was able to fly without flapping his arms... the bible states that...

    farting rainbows ??? GOD creates rainbow... everyone knows that... its also written in the bible... GOD create the rainbow after flooding the earth.

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  • Nancy
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    8 years ago

    One day you are going to meet a girl and fall head over heels in love. Then she is going to tell you she believes in God. You aren't going to know what to do or how to handle it.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    they believed a man lived inside a whale at sea, so I guess they'll believe this as well

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  • 8 years ago

    Those who espouse Bible literalism would.

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  • 8 years ago

    O yes, and a denomination would have sprung from this....fartians

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  • 8 years ago

    the stupidity of believers is unbounded

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  • 8 years ago

    The question you are reading is not an actual request for information or informed opinion. Instead, it is something placed here as a tease simply to provoke argument, or impassioned response. The ones who has ask questions such as this often post many others similar to it, and sometimes under a variety of user ID's. The purpose appears mainly is to see who will rise to the bait. The best way to handle these kinds of questions is to ignore them, and move on. Thanks for reading this response.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Where?

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  • 8 years ago

    hahah yes they would

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