As a fiscal and social conservative, a Roman Catholic, a family man and a patriot - I would vote for Obama before I could even look at Ron Paul.
Here is why-
Ron Paul thinks Bush and Cheney pulled off 9/11 and killed Americans as part of a vast conspiracy.
Ron Paul has said repeatedly we should not have fought the Germans in WWII. It was not our fight according to Dr. Demento.
Ron Paul is in favor of states legalizing methamphetamine, heroin, cocaine, LSD and marijuana.
Ron Paul would cause massive worldwide instability by withdrawing all US troops and naval forces from all deployed locations. This would save us some money in the short term, but wars would break out all over. Our existence keeps the peace in regions all over the globe.
Ron Paul does not understand law enforcement or counterterrorism and thinks the PATRIOT Act is wrong. All the PATRIOT Act does is allow the same tools that feds use to go after the mafia and drug dealers for finding terrorists. No new powers to the police are granted.
Ron Paul hates Jews and Israel by his own words and has stated Iran should be able to get a nuke if they want one. Ron Paul does not see any danger in Iran at all.
Ron Paul does not see China, North Korea or any other country as a threat to the US in any way.
Ron Paul is far too old for the job.
Ron Paul does not understand the Constitution and thinks the government has no authority to do anything without a vote of the people.
Ron Paul does not understand history.
Ron Paul seems ashamed of America and black people through his own racist writings and newsletters.
Ron Paul profitted to the tune of millions over the years via writing racist rants about blacks in DC. There is no way 95% are criminals.
Not all Ron Paul supporters are neo-nazis, 9/11 Truthers and white supremacists, but all neo-nazis, 9/11 Truthers and white supremacists support Ron Paul 100%. That would be a CLUE.
Ron Paul thinks widespread legal prostitution would be great for society. As a father and a Roman Catholic - I disagree again with Dr. Demento.
This is just a short list of reasons that the good Dr. Demento should stumble off into obscurity and stop making Republicans look so freaking insane.