Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

If Jesus had invented Velcro and Nerf, would the crucifixion have been more pleasant ?

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  • Liam
    Lv 5
    9 years ago
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    Thanks, you cheered my day up a bit!

  • 9 years ago

    Possibly. However, consider this:

    Moses and Jesus came back to earth. They were standing on the shores of the Red Sea.

    Moses said to Jesus, 'Do you think we can do the same things we did back then?'

    Jesus said, 'Why not? You first.'

    Mosesd raised his staff and the waters parted.

    Then Moses said to Jesus, 'Now it's your tuurn.'

    Jesus stepped onto the water and sank. Moses hauled him out and said, 'You have to concentrate.'

    Jesus tried again and sank.

    Moses hauled him out of the water and said, 'I don't understand.' Then he slapped his forehead and said, 'I know what's wrong. You didn't have those holes in your feet when you wlked on water the first time.'

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Add some refreshing Gatorade and a Farm-aid concert, and you have a very pleasent afternoon ahead of you on the cross

  • Hank
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Wouldn't want to be in your shoes when you face the Lord on "Judgment Day"! Ask,Seek & Knock for the Lord to change you;"the thoughts and ways the Evil one has you living."

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    The Romans were not trying to make Him more comfortable. duuuuhhhhh

  • 9 years ago

    haha

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    lmfao!

  • 9 years ago

    for you maybe?

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