Was someone murdered on my couch?

I got a free couch from Craigslist and there are blood stains on the pullout mattress. The couch also reeks of bleach, as though someone was trying to cover up a murder.

Does anyone have a hound dog, a trenchcoat, a top hat, and a magnifying glass I could borrow for a few weeks?

6 Answers

  • Phable
    Lv 5
    9 years ago
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    Funny. I was murdered on a couch the other day.

  • 9 years ago


    If it is so gross, post it back on craigslist and someone will take it off your hands.

    Then look at couches again on craigslist and this time BE MORE CHOOSY.

    dont just grab the first one that comes along.

    Do the smell test before hauling it away. And you had to go through the dragging it from its original location. You needed few friends, a pick up truck or a van.

    Couldnt you have eyeballed it and done a quick visual exam FIRST?

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Maybe the hound was already there ( and had pups )

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Maybe, either that or they had a baby.

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  • Shae
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    lol, or maybe someone had a nosebleed...

  • 9 years ago


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