Odds are you'll never end up in a gunfight, and if you're in the middle of a zombie attack, press the power button on the remote control.
Can't wait for Christmas break to be over, so all the kids can go back to school.
@Frank, definitely. I mean, if they really want to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse, they can just wait for Election Day next year, and walk around at some of the polls in predominantly liberal areas. That's going to be about as zombified as anything they'll see in real life. Instead of "braaaaaains," though, they'll hear "Obaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaa."