Why do conservatives always eat the last of the pecan sandies?

Update:

My pecan sandies are homemade! STOP EATING THEM... THEY'RE MINE. I MADE THEM FOR ME YA GREEDY BASTARDS

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    To get rid of the taste of Koch in their mouth

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Ask that keebler elf that comes by here pretending to be Gingrich.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Thats a liberal cookie. We eat homeade cookies

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    trying to keep you from getting fat.

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