Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsFriends · 9 years ago

Cute, funny best friend quotes? :)?

Like these:

"She's the kind of friend that'll help me move out of my boyfriend's house... and then hide his body."

"We're best friends because our moms probably wouldn't be able to handle us if we were sisters."

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting on the cell next to you, saying: "dude, let's do that again!"

:) Thanks!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.

    A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

    Walter Winchel quotes

    A best friend shares the good times and help you out by listening during the bad times.

    One's best friend is oneself.

    Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

    Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

    Sometimes your closest friend is your greatest enemy.

    Friends are like roses...you have to look out for the pricks!

  • 6 years ago

    Cute

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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    5 years ago

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  • 4 years ago

    For maid of honor: who do I choose... friend or family?

  • Patric
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Did i snitch on my friends?

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