How is Santa Claus fat?

It just seems so improbable that there would be a surplus of food on the North Pole!? Yes...THAT'S the part of the story that is questionable. haha

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  • 9 years ago
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    Stop making fun of my father.

  • Amanda
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Fat people are supposedly the most friendly, and appealing towards youngsters.

    Plus he eats lots of cookies and holiday food.

  • 9 years ago

    He only works one night a year and eats all those cookies and milk

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    He eats cookies and drinks whole milk. So he fattens up for the winter that way. But when he runs out of that, he prays on reindeer and elf meat. Santa is a scary man.

    Source(s): Elle
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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    All the Christmas cookies!!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    He eats thousands of cookies each christmas..

  • 9 years ago

    He was one of the first salesmen of Coca Cola, can't stay off the stuff !

  • 9 years ago

    It's from all those plates of milk & cookies that he eats.

  • 9 years ago

    It's because of the amount of cookies he eats

  • 9 years ago

    Cookies and warm milk will do that to any human.

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