If I keep telling people that Sandra Bullock loves me does that mean we're in a relationship?

Question

If it works for Jesus why not for Sandra?

Update:

@AHOLE BLASPHEMER!!!

Answer 1

You have some good logic, but you're out of luck because Sandra Bullock loves ME.

Answer 2

Why Sandra Bullock? There are far better looking celebrities out there.

Answer 3

You need to click your heels together three times, each time saying "Oh Sandra Oh Sandra how I love thee". She will then appear and service you like a ravenous beast.

Answer 4

Remember the BoC people on here from ages ago (Bride of Christ).

You should start a HoS (Husband of Sandra) meme.

Answer 5

Invite me to your wedding?

Answer 6

It just means you are probably deluded.

Answer 7

Just because you say something does not make it true.

Answer 8

Back off she's mine.

I'll fight you to the death.

Answer 9

I thought you were deceased. Just asking..................