bahahah there became a contest to pass the English channel doing basically the breaststroke, and the three females who entered the race have been a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and became declared the quickest. approximately 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and became declared the 2d place finisher. just about 4 hours after that, the blonde finally got here ashore and straight away collapsed in front of the apprehensive onlookers. whilst the journalists asked why it took her so long to end the race, she replied, "i do no longer prefer to sound like i'm a sore loser, yet i think of those 2 different ladies have been making use of their palms..."