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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

When Jesus and Darwin meet in the wrestling ring, who wins?

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  • 9 years ago
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    They wouldn't fight so it would be a draw.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Darwin would be punching air because there is no proof of a Jesus and since no one wrote about him when he performed miracles and how not even the guy who allegedly sentenced him to be nailed to the cross knew about him Darwin will definitely win.

  • 9 years ago

    Jesus ain't about to raise Darwin from the dead just to have to beat him senseless while Darwin is trying to declare Jesus imaginary.

  • 9 years ago

    I believe Darwin would bow down to Jesus and worship Him, so there would be spiritual surrender but no fight.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Jesus would get the **** kicked out of him. Darwin would be pretty pissed off at all the lies he told.

  • 9 years ago

    Darwin probably won't show up.

  • darwin by default jesus is not real

  • 9 years ago

    Jacob was the wrestler among the Bible dignitaries.

  • 9 years ago

    Darwin.

    From what I hear Jesus was a starved and homeless Jew.

  • 9 years ago

    real people beat imaginary people every time ...

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