Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Tips for beating up Jesus in the punch fight?

It starts soon. I think I'm ready to defeat Jesus and his bible but I was curious if people had any last minute tips.

Also he and I are going out later for some weed, as buddies

6 Answers

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Be careful when you knock him out. He can self-resurrect

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Make rules like this:

    1) if one side's fans were interfered the fight, the other side automatically win

    2) if one side didn't show up, the other side automatically win

    **I just don't want to see someone to wait for some guy in a cold day just for a fight.

  • Mooka
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    which jesus are you talking about? my next door neighbor jesus is pretty weak so i'd go for his gut...weak spot.

  • 9 years ago

    challenge him to a game of peekaboo.

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  • Jesus wouldn't fight back, he is against violence, so I guess it wouldn't be that hard.....

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    God have mercy on you.

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