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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Funniest answer wins!10 PTS. Best answer!?

Complete this and funniest answer wins!

Month born:

January: I ate

February: I killed

March: I shot

April: I licked

May: I kissed

June: I hurt

July: I hugged

August: I choked on

September: I went out with

October: I danced with

November: I sang to

December: I fell in love with

Day you were born:

1: A hobo

2: A banana

3: A penguin

4: A hair brush

5: My dad

6: A ninja

7: my best friend

8: A wizard

9: a stranger

10: a pickle

11: my neighbor

12: a llama

13: my doctor

14: baseball cap

15: a sock

16: a stuffed animal

17: my pillow

18: myself

19: a goat

20: my dog

21: my cat

22: my computer

23: a he-she

24: my best friends brother

25: my teacher

26: the president

27: myself

28: a nerd

29: a gangster

30: a jerk

31: a cop

what color shirt you are wearing:

red: because it was the right thing to do

orange: cause i wanted to

yellow: because the voices in my head told me to

green: because thats how i roll

blue: because someine offered me 100000000000 dollars

purple: because i was drunk

black: because im stupid

white: because i'm awesome

brown: because i'm awesome

pink: because im hot

tell me yours!

mine is: i shot a penguin because it was the right thing to do :( i love penguins!

Update:

my bros is i fell in love with a he she because i'm awesome

my other bros is i danced with a stuffed animal because im awesome

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  • 8 years ago
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    I licked my dad because the voices in my head told me to.

    Nasty.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Mine is: I fell in love with a he-she because someone offered me 100000000000 dollars

    My sisters is: I ate the president because it was the right thing to do.

    My brothers is:I hugged a penguin because someine offered me 100000000000 dollars

    My friends is: I hugged a penguin because im hot.

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  • Mine: I kissed a gangster because that's how I roll.

    Sister: I fell in love with my neighbor because I'm awesome.

    Friend: I licked a goat because the voices in my head told me too.

    Classy, eh?

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  • 8 years ago

    I hugged a penguin because I'm stupid

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I killed a penguin because someone offered me 1000000000000 dollars

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  • 4 years ago

    I was using the toilet a while ago and I thought of this great question. Rate your toilet! 1-10 !! GET OUT!! Thats the funniest EVAR question huh??????!!!!!!! Well OK. Dr. Pepper has me beat. That is funny.

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  • 8 years ago

    I went out with a llama because I was drunk. O.o

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I licked my pillow because it was the right thing to do

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  • 8 years ago

    I danced with a nerd because I'm stupid...Aww :P

    My friends is: I licked my neighbor because that's how I roll...Ahahah

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  • 8 years ago

    I choked on a wizard because it was the right thing to do.

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