Funniest answer wins!10 PTS. Best answer!?

Complete this and funniest answer wins! Month born: January: I ate February: I killed March: I shot April: I licked May: I kissed June: I hurt July: I hugged August: I choked on September: I went out with October: I danced with November: I sang to December: I fell in love with Day you were... show more Complete this and funniest answer wins!

Month born:
January: I ate
February: I killed
March: I shot
April: I licked
May: I kissed
June: I hurt
July: I hugged
August: I choked on
September: I went out with
October: I danced with
November: I sang to
December: I fell in love with

Day you were born:
1: A hobo
2: A banana
3: A penguin
4: A hair brush
5: My dad
6: A ninja
7: my best friend
8: A wizard
9: a stranger
10: a pickle
11: my neighbor
12: a llama
13: my doctor
14: baseball cap
15: a sock
16: a stuffed animal
17: my pillow
18: myself
19: a goat
20: my dog
21: my cat
22: my computer
23: a he-she
24: my best friends brother
25: my teacher
26: the president
27: myself
28: a nerd
29: a gangster
30: a jerk
31: a cop

what color shirt you are wearing:
red: because it was the right thing to do
orange: cause i wanted to
yellow: because the voices in my head told me to
green: because thats how i roll
blue: because someine offered me 100000000000 dollars
purple: because i was drunk
black: because im stupid
white: because i'm awesome
brown: because i'm awesome
pink: because im hot

tell me yours!
mine is: i shot a penguin because it was the right thing to do :( i love penguins!
Update: my bros is i fell in love with a he she because i'm awesome
my other bros is i danced with a stuffed animal because im awesome
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