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逸展 asked in 社會與文化語言 · 9 years ago

請英文高手幫我~!!(瘋電視原文)

可以給我這篇的英文嗎?? 我聽力太弱,很多句都不懂,可以幫幫我嗎?

網址http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHeryMZeejs

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Update:

不好意思,我是需要原文,不是翻譯

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  • 9 years ago
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    You're gonna get eaten up today boy!!!這句他翻錯了,應該是:你今天要被"吃"了,孩子,意思是:你今天要被"**"了.哈哈...蠻好笑的,字幕的中文翻譯不完全正確.

    2011-11-22 22:43:23 補充:

    Attention travelers, Due to recent changes in airport screening procedure, all passengers may not have liquid, gel or aerosols of any size aboard the aircraft.

    Excuse me, excuse me, sorry! I got to get through, I'm sorry, can we get through, we're gonna miss our flight.

    Ma'am, this prodedure is not donna stop simply because you're unable to wake up on time.

    Can you just hurry up? We ar ein first class and we are very late.

    Okay I'll try. These prohibited items include: beverages, shampoo, hair gel, hair spray,

    I know what you're doing.

    Creams, lotions, potions, glue, apple juice, donut fillings, and other items of the similar consistency.

    Ma'am, is your dabber bag free and clear of the prohibited items I have so spoken?

    Yes, yes,

    Okay, I'm gonna have to take a look.

    No, I just told you it's fine.

    Honey, relax, she's just doing her job.

    Well, thank you sir for your support. and may I say that Polo shirt fits you very nicely.

    Oh, thank you !

    Delicious, You are welcome.

    Hahahaha

    Mmm Hmm, Ma'am, this over the counter doppler cream is prohibited.

    But my baby has a rash.

    But so do I, But I know I cannot bring a cream on board, I'll throw it. Mmm Hmm,

    No no no, that's Chanel lipstick, it's very expensive!!

    Oh, I know that!! but it is lip balm.(與炸彈同音), and lip balm like all other bombs are not allowed aboard the aircraft. and not only it is not allowed, but a woman with a pasty complexion such as yours, cannot put on this shade of red. I, however, CAN.

    I'll bet you can!!

    Huh... You're gonna get eaten up today boy!!

    Ah, Hahaha Whoa!! watch out!!

    You are very inappropriate!!

    You know, I feel that a circle of negativity you are building around your off spring is very inappropriate. Babies absorb hostile energy like they are sucking it off your teat!!

    It's true, I saw it online somewhere.

    You clearly don't know how to do your job. I mean where do they find you? the DMV?

    You'd better calm down little Miss Bin Laden!!

    I'm not a terrorist.

    I will be the judge of that.

    剩下見意見欄

    2011-11-22 22:50:53 補充:

    I am our country's gate keeper, and any procedure I need to do to protect your baby, and my babies, and my baby's babies, and even my cousin Tee Tee's Baby's babies' babies' babies.

    2011-11-22 22:53:52 補充:

    I will carry out to my fullest ability and capacity to protect the world commuters, Believe that...@@#$%#.

    You may proceed to X-ray.

    You two please enjoy your flight.

    2011-11-22 22:54:30 補充:

    Thank you!!

    You are welcome.

    I love you!!!

    Source(s): jim
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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    這里很不錯aaashops。com老婆很喜歡

    乽传劶刄倐

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    還是要去 http://aaashops。com 品質不錯,老婆很喜歡!

    军哯

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    我每次都是去這里看的哦, http://Lvmiss。com

    倃兰勝剥僸

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  • 9 years ago

    聽力太弱,很多句都不懂,~~~~那...要趕緊跟線上家教老師學阿,聽力練習起來其實是很有趣味性很值得喔。

    Source(s): 免費英文-Hi家教 hitutor.com.tw
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  • Joy
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    已經有人翻了ㄝ....趕快去看

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