If Edward Cullen was locked in a room with Russell Edgington, what do you think would happen?

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  • 9 years ago
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    Russell and Ed tussle, locking each other in a headlock.

    Russell: 'Time to die, Talbot'.

    Ed: 'Who's Talbot?'

    'Huh? You shall pay for impersonating my beloved!'

    'I am the best there is! You have no chance!'

    'You? You're a wood sprite! Mine is the true face of vampires!'

    A dark figure slips into the room.

    Russell: 'Ed, meet Cassidy'.

    Cassidy: 'how're yeh?'

    Ed: 'eep.'

    Cassidy pounces on Ed, and Russell rips out Ed's hands.

    Russell: 'F*** YOU AND YOUR PONCY SPRITE NOVELS!'

    He proceeds to grab Ed's head, and pulls it out, followed by his spine.

    Russell: 'Oh, waiter? May I have the sprite blood? Sparkling, please.'

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Brokeback Mountain II - The Gayquel

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  • 9 years ago

    Nothing happens for about 15 minutes and 34 seconds, when "Friday" suddenly bursts out of a Tannoy speaker. Both then die of burst ear drums, and have to be revived by Jenna Rose, who then notices that they are both wearing "her jeans". She then accuses them of "jacking her swag", before Justin Bieber comes in and serenades them with "Baby2, eventually killing them both. Then, Patrice "Pato" Wilson, the evil matermind behind the whole plan, comes in to congradulate his manufactured-Disney-pop-star minions on getting rid of "those things".

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  • 9 years ago

    probably they'll end up sucking each thers blood then in full moon turns out u cant feed on each other then theyll turn into werwolves. they'll hunt down bella then even damon will show up and there u'll have hell of a party1

    Source(s): stupidity of 21.century generation!
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  • xK
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I surely hope Russell would rip Edward's spine out of his body and kill him.

    Source(s): Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
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  • 9 years ago

    They would turn gay and have sex with each other then come out and turn into vampires

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Gay loving would occur.

    Source(s): Duh! :-)
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