Fun Poll : How are these qualities and skills for students?

1. Consistency – Once a zero result, always a zero result

2. Voice Modulation – Quite useful during proxy attendance in 5 different voices

3. Art – Best graffiti art is seen on the benches of the classroom

4. Innocence – Whenever caught we become so innocent that you can see the halo on our heads :)

5. Editing – Our assignments always have at least 10 pages less than the person from whom we copied

6. Helping – During exams, we help our friends to see what is in our answer sheets

7. Cleanliness – See our answer sheets

8. Recycling – We use the same books as our older siblings used & pass the same onto the next generation

9. Sense of Humour – We provide best unintentional humour for our teachers during our vivas :)

10. Multitasking – We play games on mobile, chat with friends, daydream & still pretend to pay attention

11. Respect – No matter how much we dislike our teachers, we always call them sir/madam when they are around

12. Stamina – Tough lectures through the day doesn’t slow down our speed of running out of the class after the last lecture

13. Sharing – Notes made once will be circulated until lost

14. Obedience – As soon as teacher says “All those unwilling to study leave”, we oblige diligently :)

15. Presentation Skills – We can present a similar answer in an examination in 5 different ways for 5 different questions

16. Sportsmanship – In spite of being expelled out of class, we face it with a smile

17. Perseverance – We try, try & try....... and finally pass

18. Engineering – We know how to make paper planes & even how to fly them from last row to 2nd row

19. Peripheral Vision – Useful for checking out girls sitting diagonally opposite

20. Speed – Getting ready for college 5 min before the 1st lecture.

21. Stealth – Ability to hide behind anything/ anyone when need be

22. Dual Personality – We can be physically present at one place & mentally at another

23. Magic – Getting report cards signed by parents without them knowing it :)

24. Humility – Giving others a chance to top the class

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  • bye
    Lv 5
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    all are true.....aur wo grafiti wala to bilkul real hai.....like priya weds rahul.....or i love roll no 42.....aisi cheezo se to bench bhari rehti hain

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  • 8 years ago

    I see this is posted in P&S so must be joke.

    But such jokes have gone very far in life of some

    students who do not fit in this category either, like me.

    These jokes have become points of stereotypes by Students, Teachers, Parents, Profs and Third Random guy who taunts very very well.

    Sad point is that Profs never get over their thoughts of Stereotypes...this is very Pathetic.

    They think , Student can never be better than us.

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  • Garcia
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Sense of humor is a necessary to interact with people.

    Humility allows is the building blocks of admitting when you are wrong.

    Stamina allows people to persevere under excruciating circumstances.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Very nice and funny yaar. Kya baat hai aajkal funny facts post kar rahe ho.

    Nice hai bhai. keep it up, thanks smile karwane ke liye.

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  • LEOG
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Artistic and skillful.

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  • 8 years ago

    HI THERE!

    Interesting ..... Very..... Very..... Interesting!

    Bye! :D

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  • 8 years ago

    wow man..gr8 wrk

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Nice :)

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Nice.... very nice.

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  • 8 years ago

    wow..awesome

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