if god isn't real then how did beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops?

please explain.

11 Answers

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Best Answer

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    I've seen the picture :P

  • 8 years ago

    Beep evolved into boopity, flip flappity came out of the water and evolved into gumbo chops, the dinosaurs ate the gumbo chops then the asteroid hit and the mammals finally got roast beef and went wee wee wee all the way to modern man...duh..

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Because Choppity Chips told me that gumbo chops rooted god who is a dumbass like jumping jesus.

  • 8 years ago

    LOL at gumbo chops. Because klebob cron frair truran arm.

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  • brmxld
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    It seems I recall Boromir using this one sometime last week on the board. Talk about Deja vu.

  • 8 years ago

    I'm not really sure. Your post seems to contradict both intelligent design AND evolutionary theory.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Those who don't think He's real will find out in time, when He

    grinds their doo-whops into their ramma damma ding dongs.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Unlike your question, the universe itself is encoded with intelligent information (the natural laws, etc). If it were random, we would not expect that. Therefore there must be a God.

    • 5 years agoReport

      Always one idiot.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    God exists. Case closed everybody!

    Romans 1:20

    Colossians 1:16

    Isaiah 45:18

    Hebrews 11:1-6

    Psalm 14:1


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