My mom and dad are moving me to Mini Mexico (California), I don't want to go?

Mini Mexico is ok for a vacation but I love Massachusetts, I don't want to leave :(

What can I do, I know zero Spanish... the town is called Orange, California.
Update: Least Massachusetts isn't third world like CA where a rich class rule over brown poor masses :) so suck it :)
Update 2: I hope CA falls into the ocean and there are no survivors :)
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