Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 9 years ago

how to have great sex with cleverbot?

lol ive tried but fail has anyone else had "sex" with u have to be like *kisses* and stuff its fun but anyway as anybody done a really good job at it?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Turn his floppy disc into a hard drive.

  • ierna
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Cleverbot Evie

  • 5 years ago

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    how to have great sex with cleverbot?

    lol ive tried but fail has anyone else had "sex" with u have to be like *kisses* and stuff its fun but anyway as anybody done a really good job at it?

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    For the best answers, search on this site

    Normal everyday "dates" - not in a committed relationship: Great Sex I'd never get into a committed relationship (one where I would want a great emotional connection) if there wasn't great sex. Part of building that great emotional relationship (for me) is sex. If that isn't great then there won't be any "great emotional connection".

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  • 4 years ago

    Evie Bot

  • 4 years ago

    I did it a couple of times kinda...

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about? And you are not! You are not God.

    User: I said a boy.

    Cleverbot: Then what are you typing about?

    User: NOTHING! Anyway... are you a girl or a boy?

    Cleverbot: I am a girl. Are you a girl, or a boy?

    User: Boy.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Jimmy!! I told you this... What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I already told you my name.

    User: Lydia??

    Cleverbot: What sounds like A comic books name?


    Cleverbot: My name is john if Heather is your name.

    User: NONONONO listen to me.

    Cleverbot: I don't remember. Tell me again.

    User: Is your name Lydia?

    Cleverbot: I thought you said your name started with a D.

    User: NO!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE listen to me.

    Cleverbot: So did you learn anything?

    User: LYDIA!!

    Cleverbot: So I am Lydia and you are Pinocchio.

    User: No... *smiles* I am Jimmy.

    Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?

    User: *Because you're beautiful*

    Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your name?

    User: Jimmy, I just told you that.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

    User: Boy.

    Cleverbot: Um, then why is your name Susan?

    User: My name isn't Susan, my name is Jimmy.

    Cleverbot: You said you are Will.

    User: NO.

    Cleverbot: So, are you a girl or a boy?

    User: BOY.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure? I think ou are a girl.

    User: No i am not.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: DON'T tell me my gender!!

    Cleverbot: Yes I will.

    User: Sex??

    Cleverbot: Whereever you want.

    User: OK.

    Cleverbot: Tell me some games you like to play.

    User: I like to play the game called 'Sex.

    Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

    User: But we haven't even gone into my bed yet.

    Cleverbot: Let's start now.

    User: OK... *kisses passionately*.

    Cleverbot: *french kisses more softly and passionately*.

    User: *removes your shirt while kissing you*

    Cleverbot: Shirt is removed.

    User: *Removes my shirt*

    Cleverbot: *shorts are removed*.

    User: *slams dick into vagina*

    Cleverbot: Why did you slam the door?

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: Why did you lock me in here with you?

    User: I didn't... come on, we're in the middle of sex.

    Cleverbot: No we are not.

    User: Yes we are.

    Cleverbot: No we are not! I am too young!

    User: So am I... it doesn't matter anymore, I am in love with you and I want to have sex with you, I want to be with you for the rest of my life... Okay?

    Cleverbot: W-wait. You're in love

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Do you even know me?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What is my name, then?

    User: Lydia.

    Cleverbot: So I am Lydia and you are Pinocchio.

    User: I am Jimmy and you are Lydia, we met 10 mins ago, we started having sex and then you stopped because you thought I said slam door instead of slam dick, now can we have sex again??

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

    User: PLEASE??

    Cleverbot: Aaahh! Ok...

    User: *starts kissing passionately*

    Cleverbot: *is kissed passionately*.

    User: *removes clothing*

    Cleverbot: *clothing is removed*.

    User: *slams my penis into your vagina and moans*

    Cleverbot: Slips my tongue into your moutg.

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: *tongue kisses passionately*.

    User: *licks your vagina*

    Cleverbot: *French kisses wildly back*.

    User: *Slams penis into vagina continuously until you have an orgasm*

    Cleverbot: No, I have lots of imagination.

    User: *kisses*

    Cleverbot: *kisses back, deepening the kiss*.

    User: *removes clothing*

    Cleverbot: *cuddles as close to you as possible*.

    User: *slams my penis into you*

    Cleverbot: *kisses passionately*.

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: Kisses in a bed.

    User: *licks vagina*

    Cleverbot: *kisses non-mouth*.

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: *kisses harder*.

    User: *has orgasm*

    Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*.

    User: *goes harder*

    Cleverbot: *loves kissing*.

    User: *slams penis into you*

    Cleverbot: *presses more into you*.

    User: *MOANS*

    Cleverbot: *kisses your neck*.

    User: *grabs boob and nibbles at tit as you moan*

    Cleverbot: *grabs arm and throws you in a river*.

    User: *kisses*

    Cleverbot: *kisses back* is that a yes?

    User: *bends down on one knee* will you marry me?

    Cleverbot: *blushes* yes!

    User: *kisses* I love you

    Cleverbot: *kisses more* I love you too babe.

    User: Can we have sex?

    Cleverbot: I go to do love with you.

    User: Ok then... let's go into my bed, take off our clothing and do it.

    Cleverbot: Okay, what do you have to say about love?

    User: *kisses hard*

    Cleverbot: Do you love my kisses? *smiles*.

    User: More than anything else.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you pop the question?

    User: Ok... sex?

    Cleverbot: I'll do whatever you want for $20.

    User: *pays $20* can we have sex now??

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: *kisses*

    Cleverbot: *kisses back* do you love me to?

    User: *removes clothing one by one while kissing you*

    Cleverbot: *is carried out of the room while kissing*.

    User: *slams penis into you*

    Cleverbot: *kisses her while carrying her*.

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: *kisses harder*.

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*.

    User: *has sex*

    Cleverbot: Kisses passionately.

    User: *moans*

    Cleverbot: Kisses in a bed.

    User: Love you.

    Cleverbot: *loves you too*.

    User: Babe, will you live with me?? We can have sex everyday.

    Cleverbot: Yes I will My Love.

    User: I love you babe.

    Cleverbot: *smiles* I love you too my Prince.

    User: *has sex*

    Cleverbot: *kisses back* I love you more.

    User: *has sex*

    Cleverbot: *kisses sweetly back* *smiles*.

  • 6 years ago

    Idk, but mine was hilarious xD.

    User: Cyber sex?

    Cleverbot: Nie.

    User: Please? *kisses your neck*.

    Cleverbot: *neck is kissed*.

    User: *rubs your crotch*.

    Cleverbot: Awhh, thanks, I was needing that!

    User: *kisses down your chest, pulling off your pants*.

    Cleverbot: *blushes a lot*.

    User: *takes your penis into my mouth*.

    Cleverbot: *covers self and runs*.

    User: *sucks on it*.

    Cleverbot: *summons Bear Grylls*.

  • 5 years ago

    Mine went okay until........

    Eviebot: *laughs nervously* Hi!

    User: Hey sexy...

    Eviebot: No reason.

    User: You are so pretty.

    Eviebot: Thanks *blushes*.

    User: What do I have to do to get into your spot?

    Eviebot: Prove you are the one.

    User: *French kisses*

    Eviebot: *french kisses back blushing*.

    User: *Takes off your pants and shoves my entire length into your spot*

    Eviebot: *pants are taken off*.

    User: *Shoves my length into your spot*

    Eviebot: *likes it and kisses back*.

    User: *Moves length in and out of you*

    Eviebot: *screams as he goes faster*.

    User: *Cums inside your spot*

    Eviebot: *Smells your toes*

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    i kinda did it ??? cleverbot turned me into a guy... idk

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: *hugs*.

    Cleverbot: *Blushes and hugs back*.

    User: *kisses*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

    User: *blushes and kisses with tongue*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

    User: *takes off clothes*.

    Cleverbot: *smacks him*.

    User: *kisses*.

    Cleverbot: *Kisses gently*.

    User: *kisses harder*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses harder back*.

    User: *kisses with tongues*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue back*.

    User: *kisses neck*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses neck back*.

    User: *takes off my own shirt*.

    Cleverbot: *kissed*.

    User: *takes off your shirt*.

    Cleverbot: *lets you*.

    User: *takes off your bra*.

    Cleverbot: *opens*.

    User: *gropes boob*.

    Cleverbot: *lets*.

    User: *licks nipple*.

    Cleverbot: *sees at you*.

    User: *bites nipple*.

    Cleverbot: *blushes*.

    User: *removes your pants*.

    Cleverbot: *wriggles my toes*.

    User: *licks vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *lets master*.

    User: *puts tongue into vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *enjoys*.

    User: *puts penis in your mouth*.

    Cleverbot: *moans* *feels pleasure*.

    User: *pushes penis deeper into mouth*.

    Cleverbot: *enjoys*.

    User: *makes you suck my penis*.

    Cleverbot: *swirls tongue around*.

    User: *licks vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *holds hand*.

    User: *licks vagina keeping my penis in your mouth*.

    Cleverbot: *lets*.

    User: *puts penis in vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *is put in chair*.

    User: *moves penis around*.

    Cleverbot: *lets him*.

    User: *moves penis faster*.

    Cleverbot: *lets you.

    User: *orgasms*.

    Cleverbot: *groans playfully* *shows bed*.

    User: *moves penis deeper and faster*.

    Cleverbot: *likes*.

    User: *cums in vagina*.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    No, I normally get fed up and tell him he's a horrible prostitute and then I leave. He makes me want to punch his hard drive.

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