How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid?

Question

I just had a baby and it looks more like the man i had my baby with. It doesn't look like me at all and I'm scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and i had her kid. This child is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I can't imagine giving my baby to the real mom! how do ik!??!

Answer 1

Lord help this woman.

The baby was in your belly, this it is your child. Your husband must have more dominant genes than you which explains why the baby has more features of your husband. What you explained is impossible. Did you not study biology or take sex ed?

Answer 2

k you should take the baby to the police & see if maybe they can help you. Maybe they can put you in the back of their patrol car & rush you to the hospital with the sirens blasting so you can get tested. They have paternity tests for the fathers so surely they have maternity tests for the mothers. We just don't hear about it as often. I'll bet you that you could get child support from the real mother after biology testing. Hey that extra few dollars over 18 yrs can add up. Turn a bad situation into a better one.

Good luck.

Answer 3

Don't worry! It is definitely your kid. It is completely normal for a child to not look like their mother and instead have all the physical attributes of the father

Answer 4

Take the square root of your child's age and whatever the number is that's how many times you have to punch yourself in the vagina. If your child starts to cry after the last punch then it's your baby.

Answer 5

Well, the only thing you've gotta do is give the child an IQ test, and if IT scores a negative value, it is unmistakably yours. Of course, any newborn couldn't ever realistically complete an IQ test, but if it is yours, the stupidity in this one should be strong.

Answer 6

This has got to be a joke! This couldn't have been a serious question. If this was a serious question ... then God Help us all, because she isn't alone

Answer 7

Please tell me that you don't REALLY believe this child is another woman's?! How on earth do you think her egg entered YOUR body?! I would rush to the nearest hospital or police station and tell them to take this baby because God knows he needs to be brought up by someone with more brains than you have!

Answer 8

For that baby to be from another woman, you would have been injected with the developing cells. You would have had to taken certain drugs prior to this operation, and have gone to a clinic. Oh yeh, you would have had to stop sexual intercourse with your husband for some time before the procedure.

Answer 9

I saw a screen shot of this question on a joke site, what a freakin dumb ***. I mean, what. Give the baby to the next mom you see and run with your eyes closed and dont stop until somethings hurts so bad you dont feel it anymore

Answer 10

I'm sorry, but you are not really their mom. Your husband must have sucked the woman he's cheating with's eggs into his penis and fertilized them there, then shot them back into you. If you keep it a secret, nobody will know.

If your interested in making the baby become yours biologically, you can follow these steps:
Wash the child in mustard
Let them soak in warm water for 3 days
Sacrifice five roosters
Poor a drop of your and your husband's blood onto the infant
Insert the child back into yourself
Proceed to engage intercourse with your husband
Re-birth the child
Your child is now biologically yours!

This takes alot of time and it's easier to just pretend the child is yours, but it's worth it.

I hope this helps! :)

Answer 11

The child isn't yours. If it was yours ur genes would b exactly the same. This women must have showed the chiles up ur Virgina while u were sleeping and u should return it right awawy