Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

If there's a heaven, but all dogs go to hell?

Will you join a mutiny in heaven to overthrow God from his thrown?

Let's also say heaven isn't the 24/7 orgasm it was advertised to be. Like you get bombed with spam mail at times and people still have no freaking texting etiquette.

What's the deal breaker that will have you think you've been duped?

Update:

@ stoned ranger

AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    Oh heeeeyell no. If dogs aren't with us then I'm joining the dogs against the evil lord God.

  • Mark
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    The dogs are in Hell, but the evil cats are in Heaven.

    This evil 2-headed cat has been in the news a lot lately:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/29/ap/stran...

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    The dogs don't go to hell. And heaven won't need computers. People will read their minds all the time.

  • ANJ
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Nah, that's old news. It's all been done. I'm looking for something better. But your question is fun, so I'll play: Deal breaker is: no music. Utter rebellion and I'm hosting.

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  • taya
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I wonder if this is a question. More like letting go steam. So there's really no need for an answer.

  • Marlo
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    I do not see how any of this relates so ... i have heard that in the bible it teaches that animals do not go anywhere... not heaven or hell

  • sorry, but it's been established that all dogs go to heaven.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_dogs_go_to_heaven

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I fu­c­ked 5 ni­g­gers last weekend and nao my cu­n­t itches, wat do?

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