Let's play a game of would you rather!?

I'm bored and can't sleep sooo...

1) Girls: would you rather only be able to have sex with a feminine gay man for the rest of your life who hated having sex with you, or a manly lesbian woman who loved it?

2) Guys: would you rather make out with Jonah Hill every other day for 20 minutes a day for the rest of your life but still be able to kiss/do whatever you want with girls or never be able to kiss a girl again?

3) Would you rather pluck out your Grandpa's (or another old man's) eyebrow hairs with you teeth just once or give him a sponge bath 5 times for a half an hour each?

4) Would you rather suck a homeless man's toes for 60 seconds or wear his clothes for an entire week after he peed in them?

5) Would you rather stick your nose right on Queen Latifah's crack while she farted after eating chinese food, inhale and hold it for 30 seconds, or fart really loudly (a wet sounding one) in the middle of an important business meeting?

6) Girls, would you rather have sex with Rosie O'Donnell just once and be done with it, or look like Kirstie Allie for the rest of your life, and never be able to lose weight?

I'M DONE NOW! bahahaha.

Update:

No! You have to choose between the two. What if it's one of those two or death!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    EWWWWW none

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