Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Why won't Ra, the sun god, answer my prayers?

BQ: Does Ra, the sun god, believe that masturbation is a sin? Or is Ra, the sun god, fine with it?

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  • 9 years ago
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    Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah-ah. Roma-roma-ma-a. Gaga Oo-la-la-a.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Ra will let you know when he gets out of the bathroom. He's been in there a while, so it should be any time now...

    this has probably been delaying the answering of prayers as well

  • 9 years ago

    Studies have shown that praying has little effect on outcomes and in some cases has adverse effects.

    Take Gov. Perry for example. Prayed for rain. No end to the drought but brush fires are on the rise.

  • abarca
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    approximately your added info: "Many Christian ideals and recommendations have been borrowed from before pagan teachings." advantageous assumption. The info tutor that it became the Jewish and Catholic writers who, AFTER Judaism and Christianity became in complete swing, tried to tie their ideals to before pagan ideals. genuinely, there are no historic pagan information that tutor those similarities. it quite is merely cutting-edge in Jewish and Christian writings, in many circumstances long after those pagan ideals had kicked the bucket. existence after dying is a Gnostic and Essene theory? you will desire to examine the Hebrew Scriptures some time, which predates those religions by potential of centuries. The resurrection is obviously taught in the Hebrew Scriptures. Hellfire isn't a Christian theory. something remotely equivalent to that for the duration of the hot testomony is merely cutting-edge in Jesus' parables, and the surprisingly symbolic e book of Revelation. In different words, that is symbolism. The bypass would be traced back to a phallic image, that's clearly of pagan non secular beginning. dying by potential of stake became a Roman execution approach, which had no non secular magnitude. and there is, working example, a Greek myth with somebody loss of existence on a stake, yet that's merely because of the fact dying by potential of stake became a hassle-free execution approach of the ancients, with out connection to non secular worship. "Jesus became an Essene." a thoroughly non-provable fact made up by potential of atheists. The Essenes and Gnostics used "Amen" because of the fact they borrowed it from the Jews. Revelation would not say "Amen" because of the Essenes or Gnostics, yet because of the fact Revelation is an extremely semiticised e book. "Amen" became an extremely hassle-free Jewish asserting, and is of Hebrew beginning.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Because Ra is busy having sex with female crocodiles.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Because Daniel Jackson and Jack O'Neil(l) blew him up on Abydos.

  • samuel
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Whats your prayer?

    you cannot masturbate? see a Doctor

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    The Yahoo user? Ra the sun god, please answer this question..

    Edit: Two thumbs up for Atheism fails again right now and two thumbs down for everyone else. Hmm, I wonder who the thumb downer is?

  • Ra, and his fellow fine-feathered friend, Horus, are REALLY fine with it.

    ...I would answer your prayers. <3

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Masturbation is completely natural. In fact, if you don't do it, you will be struck down by god!!!!!

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