What would you name eight children?

Use only the names provided below. Non-gender-specific names: One syllable – Dale, Jade, Lane, Sage, Shane Two Syllables – Carden, Channing, Leighton, Logan, Parker Three or more syllables – Cameron, Elias, Emery, Kennedy, Sheridan Boy names: One syllable – Craig, Jude, Piers, Sean, Troy Two... show more Use only the names provided below.

Non-gender-specific names:
One syllable – Dale, Jade, Lane, Sage, Shane
Two Syllables – Carden, Channing, Leighton, Logan, Parker
Three or more syllables – Cameron, Elias, Emery, Kennedy, Sheridan

Boy names:
One syllable – Craig, Jude, Piers, Sean, Troy
Two syllables – Jared, Lucas, Michael, Sterling, Wilder
Three or more syllables – Donovan, Leonardo, Nathaniel, Orlando, Timothy

Girl names:
One syllable – Hope, Joyce, Kate, Leigh, Thyme
Two syllables – Celeste, Hannah, Jeannette, Kyra, Poppy,
Three or more syllables – Charity, Eleri, Julianne, Linnaea, Susannah
Update: Use any surname you so desire, but all of the children have to use the same surname.
Update 2: Please provide first and middle names from the list above.
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