Help winning an argument with a Brit: sport bikes vs. choppers?

Me and him have been going at it for a while. I've brought up almost all my points, and so has he, but we just keep repeating them. He thinks sport bikes are superior to choppers in every way. He also keeps trying to explain that British motor industries are better than American ones: Our last... show more Me and him have been going at it for a while. I've brought up almost all my points, and so has he, but we just keep repeating them. He thinks sport bikes are superior to choppers in every way. He also keeps trying to explain that British motor industries are better than American ones:
Our last responses:
Me:


I guess you're right. I prefer my legs, neck, arms, and rump to be sore after 20 minutes of riding.
Bottom line, you have turning and speed, we have style, breaking, safety, and endurance.

Him:
Of course I'm right. Don't try being sarcastic with me. LOL.

You can easily ride a sports bike safely, just don't be as aggresive as normal.

We have turning, agreed. Speed, agreed. You have style, braking, safety and endurance? DISAGREED.

Style definately disagreed, like I said before. Choppers have paintwork painted by 2 year olds. Braking? You don't need brakes on a chopper, because of 2 things. First of all, if you hit anything, your A$$ will be so far back with the rest of your body, you won't feel a thing, and 2 it doesn't go fast enough for brakes to work.

Endurance? That Chopper Fuel Tank has gotta be pretty big.....

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Now this guy knows A LOT about cars and statistics. Can anyone give me points about choppers and American cars?
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